Ashley: Ok, here's what happened: when we ran away, I was separated from the others, so I went around looking for all of them. Then I ran into Carina, she pushed me down another hill and tied me up to a chair
Shaune: Why didn't you run away
Ashley: Well isn't that the most retarded question I have ever heard!
Shaune: How so?
Karmen: Shut up, I wanna hear the story
Ashley: As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, she tied me up to a chair and kept me at her base, which I have discovered is actually the abandoned well across the back alley. When we arrived, she explained to me her entire plot to destroy us all.
Tamara: Why would she tell you her plot? Everyone knows that you never reveal your plans to the enemy.
Ashley: This is Carina we're talking about
Tamara: oh right
Ashley: While she was in new jersey, she was taken in by a gang of homosexual bandits, they brought her back to their hideout and threatened to gang-probe her if she tried to escape, so she intentionally tried to escape, and she got what she wanted.
Jesse: why are you telling us this?
Ashley: I thought you wanted to hear all the juicy details.
Jesse: I do, continue
Ashley: Where was I? Oh yes: gang probe, they used this tool where...
Sara: No more! Skip it!
Ashley: ok, well they made her part of the gang and showed her the ways of the cardboard cutout, but she betrayed them. While they were sleeping she used the alien technology of gang probe to control the minds of the homosexual bandits.
Mitch: Homosexual bandits? They told me the were just taking pictures
Ashley: Now Carina has control of them and calls them her 'army of queerness'
Sara: That kinda sucks
