Scene eight - The dance
(The Girls, Blondes, Rapers, and Evils are all in the school gymnasium along with other students)
Shaune: I am so horny right now, Tamara
Tamara: Yea, I know...
Shaune: And?
Tamara: You've told me that three times already, and we've only been here for two minutes!
Shaune: Fine, I'll keep quiet for a while
Tamara: Then, do you want to dance?
Shaune: No. But if it will help me score points with you, I'm in
Tamara: Let's go
(Across the gymnasium)
Lauren: I hope that nothing freaky happens here, I am so sick of those stupid well, whatever they want to call themselves...
(she is cut off by a voice coming out of the ceiling)
Voice: We're called the minions of the all mighty homosexual, or if you prefer,  the gay crew
Shannon: Whatever! These voices in my head are really starting to annoy me
Lauren: that wasnt just your head, it was mine too! Do you think were psycho?
Shannon: You mean physic?
Lauren: No, psycho, I think were both loosing it
Shannon: Oh.
(Suddenly a small silver thing fell from the roof the gymnasium and rolled towards them) What's that?
Lauren: I don't know...
(she picks it up and looks at it) It looks like a ring and these letters on it: CTR. What's that mean?
Shannon: Oh me god! Karmen Moreau, there's a T in Karmen and an R in Moreau.
Lauren: What about the C?
Shannon: What about the C! She is trying to get back at us for having better hair!
Lauren: That bitch!
(Back on the other side of the gym)
Karmen: Well, this is exciting...
(she sits down next to Sara then notices the faces of Shannon and Lauren glaring at her from across the room) what's their problem?
Sara: I don't know
(then Shannon and Lauren walk over to them)
Karmen: Oh great, now we'll have to talk to them
Shannon: What the hell are you trying to pull Karmen?
Karmen: What do you mean?
Lauren: Don't play stupid with us, we know it was you!
(She holds up the ring)
Karmen: That's not mine
Shannon: You can't deny it
Sara: She just did deny it
Shannon: we did extensive research and have come to one conclusion: you did it!
Karmen: Did what?
Lauren: Threw the ring at me while I was least expecting it and making me hear freaking voices
Shannon: Yea, and I heard the voices too!
Sara: we were just sitting over here, she couldn't have done that
Lauren: oh, so now you want a piece, ok it is so on
Shannon: Yea it's an all out war, you'll never win either, look at my hair
Karmen: I'm scared Shannon
Shannon: You should be! Lets go Lauren!
(They walk away)
Sara: It sounds like she's been sniffing a little too much nail polish
Karmen: Speaking of sniffing, do you smell that?
Sara: Yea, it smells like rotten sausage...
(polka music begins to play in background)
Lauren: The Russians are attacking, duck for cover!
(she runs into the janitor's closet and hides there)
Voice 2: I said you shouldn't have brought it along
Voice 3: but I'm hungry
Voice 4: stop arguing, you'll blow our cover!
(They hear a cracking noise and four people fall from the ceiling: Gaylin, Carina, Rodney and Grace) (Tamara, Ashley, Shaune, Mitch, Jesse, and Rhys run over to them)
Rhys: What the hell are you doing here?
Rodney: Nothing...
Jesse: Somehow I highly doubt that
Carina: He's telling the truth
Ashley: Shut up you!
Carina: But I'm only trying to tell you...
Ashley: I don't wanna hear it, you pushed me down a hill!
Gaylin: To the gay mobile! (
he runs over to Grace, jumps on her back and they roll away)
Rodney: Come Carina
(Carina jumps on Rodney's back and does the same) (then a billowing green gas floods the gym and all the students fled in terror)
Tamara: We have to get out of here right now!
(The girls and Rapers all leave through separate entrances)
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