| Scene eight - The dance | |||||||||
| (The Girls, Blondes, Rapers, and Evils are all in the school gymnasium along with other students) Shaune: I am so horny right now, Tamara Tamara: Yea, I know... Shaune: And? Tamara: You've told me that three times already, and we've only been here for two minutes! Shaune: Fine, I'll keep quiet for a while Tamara: Then, do you want to dance? Shaune: No. But if it will help me score points with you, I'm in Tamara: Let's go (Across the gymnasium) Lauren: I hope that nothing freaky happens here, I am so sick of those stupid well, whatever they want to call themselves... (she is cut off by a voice coming out of the ceiling) Voice: We're called the minions of the all mighty homosexual, or if you prefer, the gay crew Shannon: Whatever! These voices in my head are really starting to annoy me Lauren: that wasnt just your head, it was mine too! Do you think were psycho? Shannon: You mean physic? Lauren: No, psycho, I think were both loosing it Shannon: Oh. (Suddenly a small silver thing fell from the roof the gymnasium and rolled towards them) What's that? Lauren: I don't know... (she picks it up and looks at it) It looks like a ring and these letters on it: CTR. What's that mean? Shannon: Oh me god! Karmen Moreau, there's a T in Karmen and an R in Moreau. Lauren: What about the C? Shannon: What about the C! She is trying to get back at us for having better hair! Lauren: That bitch! (Back on the other side of the gym) Karmen: Well, this is exciting... (she sits down next to Sara then notices the faces of Shannon and Lauren glaring at her from across the room) what's their problem? Sara: I don't know (then Shannon and Lauren walk over to them) Karmen: Oh great, now we'll have to talk to them Shannon: What the hell are you trying to pull Karmen? Karmen: What do you mean? Lauren: Don't play stupid with us, we know it was you! (She holds up the ring) Karmen: That's not mine Shannon: You can't deny it Sara: She just did deny it Shannon: we did extensive research and have come to one conclusion: you did it! Karmen: Did what? Lauren: Threw the ring at me while I was least expecting it and making me hear freaking voices Shannon: Yea, and I heard the voices too! Sara: we were just sitting over here, she couldn't have done that Lauren: oh, so now you want a piece, ok it is so on Shannon: Yea it's an all out war, you'll never win either, look at my hair Karmen: I'm scared Shannon Shannon: You should be! Lets go Lauren! (They walk away) Sara: It sounds like she's been sniffing a little too much nail polish Karmen: Speaking of sniffing, do you smell that? Sara: Yea, it smells like rotten sausage... (polka music begins to play in background) Lauren: The Russians are attacking, duck for cover! (she runs into the janitor's closet and hides there) Voice 2: I said you shouldn't have brought it along Voice 3: but I'm hungry Voice 4: stop arguing, you'll blow our cover! (They hear a cracking noise and four people fall from the ceiling: Gaylin, Carina, Rodney and Grace) (Tamara, Ashley, Shaune, Mitch, Jesse, and Rhys run over to them) Rhys: What the hell are you doing here? Rodney: Nothing... Jesse: Somehow I highly doubt that Carina: He's telling the truth Ashley: Shut up you! Carina: But I'm only trying to tell you... Ashley: I don't wanna hear it, you pushed me down a hill! Gaylin: To the gay mobile! (he runs over to Grace, jumps on her back and they roll away) Rodney: Come Carina (Carina jumps on Rodney's back and does the same) (then a billowing green gas floods the gym and all the students fled in terror) Tamara: We have to get out of here right now!(The girls and Rapers all leave through separate entrances) |
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