Scene six - Modelling Contract
(The blondes are sitting at the park)
Shannon: I'm really glad that that's over, I'll never forget it ever!'
Lauren: Do you believe that bitch had the nerve to call be shallow?
Chelsea: He never called you shallow
Lauren: Yea, but he was thinking it
Robin: How can you tell?
Lauren: Isn't it obvious?
Robin: No, not really
Lauren: Like, do I have to spell it out?
Robin: yea, that would be pretty helpful
Lauren: If you don't see it, I just do not see why I should tell you!
Shannon: What are we talking about?
Chelsea: Who cares, it's like so five minutes ago
Shannon: You know, that saying is like so five minutes ago
Chelsea: Excuse me, Nu-Uh, Uh-Uh, Nu-Uh, you see no, I don't think so, yea-no not today, get it straight!
Shannon: Are you calling me fat?
Chelsea: That was too harsh Shannon, don't even think of such a thing
Lauren: Oh yea, we were talking about the dance.
Robin: Right, its tomorrow and I haven't even started to do my hair yet
Shannon: Oh no, I need to plan my outfit and everything...
(They hear loud polka music playing in the background)
Lauren: The Russians, but how could they have found me? I didn?t say that your models were slutty! I swear I didn't!
(Rodney walks up in a very bad disguise)
Rodney: I am, uh, Swedish model agent, yes?
Shannon: Really, are you gonna like take pictures of me?
Chelsea: No, he's obviously here for me!
Lauren: What, I made you, how dare you try to put yourselves ahead of me!
Shannon: You did not!
(Grace, Carina, and Gaylin are hiding in the bushes)
Grace: I don't think I can stand this any longer!
Gaylin: Just a few more seconds, hold on
Carina: No Grace, you'll ruin all of our planning
Grace: I can't resist any longer!
(Grace jumps out of the bushes)
Grace: I want chicken!
Chelsea: What is that hideous beast?
Robin: Run!
(They all turn and run to the other side of the park)
Shannon: That was no modeling agent, it must be some kind of guy from the FBI, I knew there was a conspiracy going on!
Lauren: Oh no!
Chelsea: What?
Lauren: I already gave him my phone number and address! What do I do?
Robin: Change your name to Yvonne and live out the rest of your days in Yugoslavia
Shannon: Of course, it's the only logical thing to do!
Chelsea: Why don't why ask for it back? It doesn't look like he's going anywhere fast
(Rodney rolls over and starts breathing heavily)
Lauren: Well, we could do that...
Robin: OK, lets go...
(They walk over)
Shannon: Umm, Rodney, can we have that little piece of paper back?
Rodney: What are you gonna do? Flip your hair at me?
Robin: What if we do?
Rodney: No, I give up!
(He gives the address)
Chelsea: Let's go home, we all need to get ready for the dance, and I'm gonna need to do a lot of shopping to rub this off
Lauren: Ditto
(all exit)
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