| Scene six - Modelling Contract | ||||||||||
| (The blondes are sitting at the park) Shannon: I'm really glad that that's over, I'll never forget it ever!' Lauren: Do you believe that bitch had the nerve to call be shallow? Chelsea: He never called you shallow Lauren: Yea, but he was thinking it Robin: How can you tell? Lauren: Isn't it obvious? Robin: No, not really Lauren: Like, do I have to spell it out? Robin: yea, that would be pretty helpful Lauren: If you don't see it, I just do not see why I should tell you! Shannon: What are we talking about? Chelsea: Who cares, it's like so five minutes ago Shannon: You know, that saying is like so five minutes ago Chelsea: Excuse me, Nu-Uh, Uh-Uh, Nu-Uh, you see no, I don't think so, yea-no not today, get it straight! Shannon: Are you calling me fat? Chelsea: That was too harsh Shannon, don't even think of such a thing Lauren: Oh yea, we were talking about the dance. Robin: Right, its tomorrow and I haven't even started to do my hair yet Shannon: Oh no, I need to plan my outfit and everything... (They hear loud polka music playing in the background) Lauren: The Russians, but how could they have found me? I didn?t say that your models were slutty! I swear I didn't! (Rodney walks up in a very bad disguise) Rodney: I am, uh, Swedish model agent, yes? Shannon: Really, are you gonna like take pictures of me? Chelsea: No, he's obviously here for me! Lauren: What, I made you, how dare you try to put yourselves ahead of me! Shannon: You did not! (Grace, Carina, and Gaylin are hiding in the bushes) Grace: I don't think I can stand this any longer! Gaylin: Just a few more seconds, hold on Carina: No Grace, you'll ruin all of our planning Grace: I can't resist any longer! (Grace jumps out of the bushes) Grace: I want chicken! Chelsea: What is that hideous beast? Robin: Run! (They all turn and run to the other side of the park) Shannon: That was no modeling agent, it must be some kind of guy from the FBI, I knew there was a conspiracy going on! Lauren: Oh no! Chelsea: What? Lauren: I already gave him my phone number and address! What do I do? Robin: Change your name to Yvonne and live out the rest of your days in Yugoslavia Shannon: Of course, it's the only logical thing to do! Chelsea: Why don't why ask for it back? It doesn't look like he's going anywhere fast (Rodney rolls over and starts breathing heavily) Lauren: Well, we could do that... Robin: OK, lets go... (They walk over) Shannon: Umm, Rodney, can we have that little piece of paper back? Rodney: What are you gonna do? Flip your hair at me? Robin: What if we do? Rodney: No, I give up! (He gives the address) Chelsea: Let's go home, we all need to get ready for the dance, and I'm gonna need to do a lot of shopping to rub this off Lauren: Ditto (all exit) |
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