Rhys: Why would you do that to me Karmen?
Karmen: No, I'm not having an affair with the ice cream man, I was talking about actually having ice cream, not sex, but I promise I'll make it up to you
Rhys: Oh, that explains a lot
Jesse: Did any of you see where Ashley went? She was chasing after me and threatened to give me a banana split.
Karmen: No, but id did hear a scream a while ago.
(Tamara runs up to them)
Tamara: We have to help Shaune, the gay clan came up behind us in the bushes and kidnapped him!
Rhys: Oh crap, who knows what horrible things might happen to him
Jesse: Tamara, have you seen Ashley around?
Tamara: No, what if the gay clan got to her too?
Jesse: Then I won;t have to run anymore.
Karmen: Jesse, this is serious, she might be in trouble!
Rhys: They could be anywhere by now, I've seen how fast Grace can roll
Tamara: Oh no, no! Don't touch Shaune there!
Jesse: Snap out of it Tamara!
Tamara: Remember how Grace used to be popular?
Rhys: Oh that;s a horrible story, don;t even mention it!
Tamara: That's what they're going to do to Shaune!
(Mitch and Sara walk into the bushes carrying ice cream)
Sara: Thank god we found you! We just saw Gaylin and Carina heading over to that old outhouse behind Tim Hortons, and they had Ashley with them!
Mitch: It was horrible, I'll never forget that stench!
Karmen: What stench
Mitch: Carina, she isnt dead. I guess the people from New Jersey didn't shoot her after all, but why?
Jesse: Maybe they mistook her for a rabid animal and she was too dangerous to try to kill
Rhys: That makes sense.
Tamara: No, Shaune!
Sara: This is really serious, let's get going right now!
(They all run towards Tim Hortons)
Mitch: Here it is... (he opens the door)
Rodney: Excuse me, were a little busy here...(Rodney has handcuffs in one hand and a gag in the other)
Grace: Were not so busy to not let people with ice cream in! (She dives towards Sara and almost bites her hand off)
Sara: Aaaaahhh! My ice cream!
Grace: I prefer cherry, but that will have to do
Tamara: Where's Shaune? (She look's behind them and sees him chained to the toilet) Let him go or else!
Gaylin: Or else what?
Mitch: We'll have to fight you! (He pushes him over)
Gaylin: Eeee, he's to powerful for me
Rodney: Retreat! (Gaylin and Carina run while Rodney and Grace woddle away chanting)
Jesse: Ashley! (He runs to her while she is hanging from the back wall) I'll save you! (he unties her)
Ashley: Thanks for saving me, I'm sorry about the whole banana split thing
Jesse: It's OK
Tamara: Shaune, are you... alive?
Shaune: Can you please let me down?
Tamara: in a minute, can you guys leave us alone?
Rhys: Sure, we get the message (they all leave)
Shaune: So, what have you got planned for me?
Tamara: something super special. (She pulls out a book) I'm gonna read you a story
