Scene two - The outhouse



	*Scene two - The outhouse*

(Rodney enters a narrow room built with ramshackle boards, no flooring, and a single lightbulb hanging from the ceiling as well a toilet occupies the back wall. A large woman equivilent to the size of Rodney with long hair and a twisted face sits near the door of the room. A slender creature whose eyes always managed to focus on everything in the room at once and could never possibly control herself sits near her. A scrawny, underdeveloped, attempt of a man wearing glasses far larger than his face lay curled up in the back corner mumbling about chicken feet and tobasco sauce is also in the room with them.) Rodney: Carina, are you here? Carina: yes, my lord, I never deny you the glory of power over your minions, sir. (She speaks as if she has asthma and cannot move her mouth properly) Rodney: Grace, are you with us? Grace: yea mama (she licks her lips) Rodney: All right then, Gaylin I can feel you spirit rising over me Gaylin: Uh, that's not my... spirit. (He throws him a half smile) Carina: It is a little cramped inside here, master maybe we shouldn?t use an outhouse as a meeting place any longer Rodney: Very well, to the gates of hell! Grace: (taps him on the shoulder)Master, we don;t know where the gates of hell are... Rodney: Well then, sorry Carina, looks like we're staying where we are. Gaylin: First order of business, The CTR program Rodney: What's that? Gaylin: The destruction and or imprisonment of any individual who does not think we are popular, or has a job concerning the government Grace: Then why did you use those letters? Gaylin: Well I can't really spell... Carina: When shall we proceed, master? Rodney: It seems as though our first victim has fallen into our trap already, and call me Vader! Carina: Yes, master Bator. Rodney: Close enough Grace: Who shall it be? Rodney: (holds up a long piece of silvery blonde hair) Lauren Grace: (jumps in front of him and grabs the hair) You brought food! (She eats it) Ham string (she starts drooling) Gaylin: No, All my planning, my hard work, gone Rodney: Grace, you shall be punished for this! (He points towards the toilet and she puts her head in) Gaylin, do not worry, we shall make another plan, and mark my words, they will pay! Carina: I have a suggestion, we could pretend to be agents, and offer Lauren a modeling contract, then when she least expects it, we'll pounce! Rodney: Fine, this is so exciting, I need to relieve the pressure (he lets one rip, then they all do) Grace: Can I come out now? Rodney: Alright, lets all go and- (they hear a knock on the door) Voice: Hey, hurry up in there! Rodney: Hurry, we must flee! (They all run out the door screaming various chants)

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