Adam, Boris, Neos, and Drakon played H20 in several Obejective games. We lost the first match. We won the second match. The third match (I am told) was remarkably close but they ended up winning.
Result: Loss, gay factor 0
Adam and Freak played D12 two on four and then two on two in several elimination games. We beat them for the majority of the matches. Freak was totally kicking ass. Adam was pulling Freak out of trouble when he got over his head in D12.
Result: Win, gay factor +5
We challenged the leader (and only unfaggot) of GD to a 5 on 5 elimination match. It was me, Boris, Adam, Fatal, and Drakon. It was best out of 5 on three maps. The first match was their favorite level, Keep. We got raped the first game. In the second game Boris screw us all by throwing a terrible grenade shot, then jumping down the well and killing himself. He was the last medic alive. In the third game all of us but me were destroyed in the very beginning. Only Adam took out one of thier Panzers for me. With a strange combination of luck, skill, and random stupidity I killed four of them. In the fourth game, I discovered where three panzers were camping and they all shot me. Even though it would have taken forever to reaload, my team ran like hell until only Adam was left (with a panzer). As we all know Adam can't hit shit with a panzer. he killed four of them with the panzer. He had on shot left and saw the guy coming. Fatal started talking and telling he was going to miss. He missed and was killed. Fatal put the canadian jinx on Adam. In Ice (after dinner) Godly Medic GD was talking shit about us. "We can have the othe clan match in a few minutes, we'll crush the MR loosers real quickly." "Hey driftor why the fuck are you clan mates over on my team [he was the only GD on his team, all the other GD was on the other team]? You must have a clan of retards." "I guesse you whole clan is lagging out because they are too poor to afford a good T1 connection with those minimum wage jobs." I will kill him. The decided to play us four on five. We raped them. Not because of the numbers but because we actually knew this level. On the tiebraker Destruction we raped them again. But on the last game, the only had three guys.
Result: Win, gay factor -8
It was Boris versus HCN Xyele. The rules were 'Boris uses only the pistol and Xyele can use wahtever he wants'. Xyelle chose to be a luetinant with the MP40In the first match Boris used stealth to sneak up behing Xyele and pop him in the head a few times. There was game of ring-around-the-rosey via jumping in and out of the windows of the axis spawn point during match 2. Boris won. The last match was a shootout. Boris once agian blasted the gay out of him with head shots.
Result: Win, gay factor +10
We lost this match. It was me, WeaponX and Adam. We played stopwatch at Depot and Beach Invasion. I conceed to a loss at beach ivasion. Yet, there was something strange about Depot. Not to say the guys sucked or anything, but they weren't good enough to beat us at one of our best levels. When they were axis, we would rush up there and kill them all. Less than five seconds later they would all be back. This happened every single time. They came back so damn quickly. For instance: Adam and WeaponX are fighting them, all three of them die, They die when I'm halfway up the elevator. By the time I get to the top of the elevator all three of them have destroyed Adam and WeaponX: and the dynamite has alreadly been defused. That took less than 8 seconds. Maybe if they had done this once I wouldn't care, but it happened every single time. Our spawn time on axis team was 20 seconds and it took us a while to come back but they were insane.
Result: Loss. gay factor +35
All I know is that we won on elimination and that Adam, WeaponX, and Neos were there.
Result: Win, gay factor UNKNOWN
All I know is that Adam, WeaponX and Boris were there. It was elimination and we won.
Result: Win, gay factor UNKNOWN
So the leader of an all minority clan wants to come into our server and talk shit about us. We decided to have a clan match to decide the bragging rights. It was me, Turbo, Freak, and Snipes. We played maps of elimination (Ice, and Village) and we owned them on every single game. We didn't loose once. Then the 8 year old minorities in the clan wanted to play stopwatch Beach Invasion. We agreed. We were Allied first. I did every single objective (got 65 points) in 1:37. They couldn't even plant the dynamite on the walls in that time. We played several more games of stopwatch and laughinglly crushed them.
Result: Win, gay factor G UNIT
It was me, Boris, Turbo, and Neo for the matches that counted. As soon as the first match began, my Mom called. I talked to her and played at the same time, we lost. I got banned by Boris the asswipe. The next match Enjoi went AFC and we lost agian. They claimed to be "not trying" and "letting us kill them". I talked to them for and hour and agreed on this: they won Ice because even though I was on the phone, I was still playing. Destruction doesn't count. We played Destruction over agian with no distractions. They got and early lead and we had to win the next three games to win. We did. In Assualt we disovered a great plan. Neo and Turbo both had panzers and would kill anything that tried to get near our base. I ,the luetient would use my bonoculars to make sure there were no snipers or tower campers. Me and Boris the medic go rambo in the tunnels and come up behind them. After two games they cuaght on and killed us all easily in the third game. In the fourth game, we changed the plans a little. Neo and Turbo both did the same thing in hope of having them think we were stupid enough to keep doing the same thing. Me and Boris would come out of the tunnels a different location and killed them from behind again. As we are coming up the stiars I see one and rush up. I look around and see nothing. Boris yells "Driftor, behind you!" I turn around and kill the guy. As I am walking toward Boris for some health he yells "Behind you again!" I turn around and kill the guy again.
Result: Win, gay factor +44
10. MR looses to GHL thanks to Neos and Turbos team killing.
11. MRl looses to TEK
29-13
*many, many, clan matches went unrecorded