This was a simple 2v2. It was me and WeaponX vs. two complete idiots. They hosted all three rounds becuase that guy claimed he had a T1 connection. The first map was Ascension, thier map. We won about 30 to 20. Their big fat juggarnaut did all the work becuase he was fat and hid inside just waiting to punch someone. I flakked him in the face a lot, and Weapon took care of ther littel shit. I probably did the best in this round. The next map was Solar Flare, our map. Since the host got owned the first round he changed his character, adrenaline powers, and his weapons for this map. This is a big map so he chose a Malcolm, flakk, and sniper rifle so he could snipe us and lock on to us. We confronted him with this gayness and he gave us some crap about "we gots to use some strategy in dis game" blah blah blah. We agreed to play the match with is new shit and told him to go back to what he was if we needed a tiebreaker. We lost Solar Flare 30 to 28. This was largely because of his homing flakk and some odd lag that kept me from reflecting most of it. I also lagged out once. The tiebreaker map was Azure. The host went back to his old character. I had a hard time at first becuase that fat juggarnaut kept meleeing the hell out of me. Weapon was rocking thier world though. Toward the end Weapon was getting raped and I was tearing them up. It ended up us winning 30 to 22. Weapon did great in the last game. He pulled the team through. They shut the server down and refused to say good game or anything.
Result: Win, gay factor +4
This involved me and Adam vs. some guys who can't aim thier guns. This game was a total noob fest from the get go. I was Sobek (nothing special there) and Adam was Anubis (even less special). They were Malcolm (who has homing, auto-aimed sentinal turrets, and a special armor) and Devesation (who has automated turrets). We played both games on thier server. Adam chose our map, Apex. We lost Apex 13-35. I did good on Apex with an 9-8 ratio. Adam did awful with his 4-27 ratio, thats not even counting the suicides. For thier map they chose Morbias. We lost Morbias 23-35. Adam had about 18-24 ratio and I was lagging behind with a 5-16 ratio. The reason we lost wasn't becuase they were better in any way or becuase the maps we played. We lost becuase we had bad characters. Our characters had absolutely no special adrenaline moves what-so-ever. Both of thier had some kind of auto-aim feature in thier adrenaline line-up. That dude with Devastation just activated head turret and broke out his shield. He ran around shielded and let his head shoot everything for him. His buddy got very few kills outside of homing in on someone with the flak cannon. The rate of turn on the flak makes it entirely undogdable. Your only hope is to reflect it and that can't be done when you are being auto-aimed at from two different directions. It was just a total noobfest. Nither Adam nor I were killed hardly any outside of being homed in on. Anyway we lost.
Result: Loss, gay factor +10
It was Adam and I vs. two RL guys in two games of TDM. We played our map, Temptest, first. Adam hosted and for some reason there was a whole lot of lagging out. The connection as good but we got glitched up real bad. We lost it by one point after time ran out becuase of all the lag outs. We wasted at least half of the gametime waiting for people to come back. RL was gracious and let us replay it even though they could have been kikes and claimed a victory. Anyway, we went to thier server to play their map. I forgot what it was but we got worked really bad. We lost about 30-12. My ratio was 5-7. Adam's was 7-23. They won that map fair and square. Then we tried to let Adam host our map again. This time it worked it just fine. We played a good game all around. The score was 22-25 in thier favor with two minutes left. Thier guy lagged out and we had to wait for him to come back. When he got back we chased thier asses all over the map but there was not enough time to catch up. We lost 23-25. I honest can't remember the ratios here. It was probably me breaking about even or being one or two into the negative efficiency. Adam probably had more kills than me but a much greater amount of deaths that worked out to be just a little bit below positive efficiency.
Result: Loss, gay factor -3
It looks like Convict and his cousin Forbidden One made a new clan again. Anyway, we played 2v2, two games of TDM, on A Rock's dedicated server. It was Me and Hive vs. the afforementioned two. We played our map, Solar Flare, first. We won that match 20-5. I was being a big bitch with homing on and double damage. Hive was support. The next map we played was thier map, Apex. We won Apex 20-8. Hive raped them and I was his support that map. We won 2 out of 3 and won the match. Convict and them complained that it was and East Coast server and it lagged but were gracious enough to not dispute the match in any way.
Result: Win, gay factor -3