TODAYS INCOHERANT RANTS AND RAVES
Imagine this, lMRl is in a clan match with me, Neo, Turbo, and Drakon. We are playing Assualt as the Axis and are camping the axis side of the base, its elimination. I'm a medic, Neo is LT, and the other two are snipers. We wait and nobody comes. The snipers get anixous and start shooting a Neo for fun. This is where the story begings. (Told in play format.)

Turbo: Jump Neo
Neo: What?
[Turbo shoots Neo in the foot]
Neo: Why the hell are you shooting at me?
Drakon: Neo, Jump
[Neo jumps just a bullet goes under his feet]
Driftor: Hold up Neo, I'll give you health
[I give Neo health]
Turbo: Jump Neo
[Neo ducks, the bullet hits him in the head and kills him]
Driftor: What the fuck is your problem Turbo?
Neo: Alright, thats it you stupid jew
[Drakon and Turbo are laughing this whole time until Neo teases Turbo for being jewish, then there is silence]
[I revive Neo]
[Neo runs into the snipers nest and begins to shoot]
[Drakon hides in the corner]
Turbo: Ahhh, WTF?
Neo: Die you money hoarding jew
[Neo kills Turbo]
Neo: and you too you fat Mexican
[Neo kills Drakon]
Driftor: Shit Neo, stop it your fucker
[I revive Drakon and Turbo]
Neo: Why did you god damn shoot me?
[Neo kills Turbo again, Drakon kills Neo with a pistol]
Driftor: god dammit, stop you stupid mother fuckers
Neo: Revive me dammit
[I revive Neo]
Turbo: Die Neo
[Turbo shoots at Neo but hits and injures Drakon]
Drakon: FLJck you Turbo
[Drakon shoots Turbo and kills him]
[Turbo pulls the trigger and I can't revive him]
Driftor: Thanks you stupid jew
Turbo: Thank Drakon
Drakon: Neo started it
Driftor: damn you to lag in hell for all eternity Neo
Neo: It's not my fault
[Neo laughs]

We loose the clan match because we got way into the negative points. It is later determined that it is Turbos fualt for killing Neo. Turbo is demote one rank. Neo isn't allowed to play in clan matches for a while.
George W. Bush - 06/15/03
My left nut would make a better president than George W. Bush.  This fucker can't even speak without overloading his mind with thoughts.  We had huge budget surplus but are now in a huge ass recession thanks to his taxcuts.  Hey Bush, wasting 400 billion dollars of government money just so each person can have about 200 extra dollars isn't going to solve shit.   I have no problem with him bombing the hell out of Iraq though, but he should have waited until all the countries agree with us.  Here is a critical anylisis of my left nut vs. Bush:
Bush
My left Nut
Good                             Bad                                           Good                          Bad
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1. Public Appeal

2. Tastes salty

3. Doesn't cost much

4.  Has a mind of its own

5.  Can reproduce

6.  Likes action

7.  no wrinkles
1.  Disliked

2.  Chokes on salty pretzels

3.  Runs up the budget defecit

4.  Is practically retarded

5.  Can reproduce

6.  Likes destruction

7.  wrinkles
A.  Sensitive                                  
B.  easily enticed                            
C.  doesn't agree      with the femminist
party
                             D.  likes pussy
                           E.  single 
                           F.  Has no hands   		A.  Cold hearted

B.  Cold hearted

C.  kisses ass

D.  wifes pussy is old and crusty

E.  enslaved

F.  Has congress in the palm of his hand
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