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If You Really Tried Hard Enough Do You Think You Could Turn Into A Dragon? - 05/16/03

What a fucked up question. There are two answers. You could undergo thousands of surgeries, take lots of pills that would alter your genetic code, and be fitted with certian animal parts. Then if you somehow survived all of that, and took regular medication so that your body would rebel against itself, you might end up looking like a half man half lizard thing. No human being could survive that though. The other way branches into two separate ways also. If you were struck by lightening, hit on the head really hard or once agian took pills to alter your genetic code (which is a 99.99999% chance of killing you) you might be able to use all 100% of your brain. The average human uses 9.5 (retarded) to 11% (Einstien) of thier brain. But if you had 100% usage of it, then you could control you body on a molecular level. That means your body does what you tell it to: grow muscles, loose fat, get bigger, get small, grow extra limbes, bleed acid, whatever you want it does. You would have to eat lots of certain types of food to acomplish this though. Do the reaserch, find out what scales, bones, muscles, and whatever chemical is used ot breath fire. Eat lots of it and set the plan in motion. Withen a month, you a dragon. The other theory of 100% brain usage: With all the powers of your brain you become god. Then you can become a dragon easily and rule the world. But normal people really don't care.
Idea from Adam

To All Shit-Talkers - 05/23/03

To all shit-talking punks: Do you really think that acting like an ass to every other clan makes yours look better? Do you think that talking shit to random clans is justified? You call me a newb after I beat your ass into the ground! Some people think that their clan is the best in the world just because it is thier clan. Only one clan is the best and yours probably isn't it. You shoot off your mouths to everyone thinking you are better than they are. What happens when they win? Even if you are playing a newbie clan that has no chance in hell always be respectful to them. I talked shit once. I thought I would crush this newbie clan to hell. I went in the game all confident and stuff. We lost. The clan you ask. They are D12.

Die Neos, Die - 05/28/03

What is it about some people that gives you the instantanous urge to kill them? Don't get me wrong, Neos is almost a decent human being and a good addition to the clan but his chronic assholism is driving me insane. He just deosn't know when to stop. I wish that Microsdft would have added a ball smash option in the feedback list. If you get enough bad feedback, your Xbox will grow arms and punch you in the balls repeatedly. A few days ago we were making fun of Dizzle for being black. Dizzle says "Yo racists, don't make fun of me fo bein' black. I knows, lets have a session of 'Yo Mammy' jokes. Yo Mammas so fat when she walks by the TV you miss the whole episode." Neos then replies "Your Mommas so black...." Dizzle got pissed, left the game and formed his own all minority clan. We beat his all minority (MAK) clan. Neos team killing is the worst. Even in clan matches he will shoot you in the back a few times. I now have dreams about me sitting a diner years from now. I'm talking to a man. He says his name is Bob Sellers. I remember Bob Sellers is Neos real name. I grab my hot coffee and throw it in his face. He screams and then tries to attack me. I make a fist, but stick out my middle finger and ringe finger. I take the two fingers and punch him in the eyes. He hits me in the balls but I ignore the pain in order to get vengence. I now have my two fingers inside his skull, I use them and the rest of my figngers to grip his head. He punches me in the face; I just twist my fist. Now with his head in m grips I pound his head in the wall until he dies.

I HATE NOOBS - 07/01/03

Death to the stupid I say. Only the noobs are stupid. CMF wants to have and 8 on 4 and they think we have the advantage because "there is more of them to kill". We try to organize a 6 on 6. The server is set for 12. They have 8 guys and are screaming random obsenities at us becuase we only have 4 guys on. We tell them 2 of your guys need to go so our 2 can come in. "What do you want me to do, boot half my clan and tell them they can't play?", he asks. We tell him "yes". He gets mad and says he cnat boot his guys and its actually our advantage because there is less of us. HOW FUCKING STUPID AND GAY ARE YOU, YOU MOTHER FUCKING, BALL LICKING, COCK SUCKING, JEWISH WANNABE, DUMASS PIECES OF SHIT? If I could find them, I would break everyl bone in thier hand so they coulding play Live anymore and waste the worlds time. If I were tp boil them alive and harvest the raw materials thier bodies are composed of, the rew material I gathered would have triple the value of anything they accomplish in thier entire lives. KILL CMF KILL CMF KILL CMF KILLCMFKILLCMFKILLCMFKILLCMFKILLCMFKILLCMF KILL CMF KILL CMF

America Needs Autobons - 07/03/03

Thats right, Autobons. Autobons are huge highways in germany that have no speed limit. A day or two ago, I had to go to wieght lifting but I wanted to finish a clan match. So I finished the match, but was late for wieght lifting. So I get in my car and haul ass down there. I'm driving 65mph in 45mph zone. I'm dodging grannys left and right. But worst of all, I couldn't use the steering wheel. The car had been in the sun to long and was hot as hell. The steering wheel burnt my fingers when I touched it. So I would just touch it for a second and jerk the car around on the road to dogde slow people. If there had been and autobon I would have been going 125 all the way. I would never be late for anything. I HATE THE DMV.

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