Notes to All: I know the chapters are short. But they're just conversations. Bits and pieces of conversations, really. If there was any action, they would be longer. And besides, would you like slightly longer chapters once a week, or shorter ones twice a day or so? Anyway, is this long enough??

Warning: Duh! If you made it to chapter 4, I'm not telling you there is **Slash** here.
Disclaimer: The wonderful J.K. Rowling owns Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy, not me, sadly. AOHell-I mean AOL- is not mine either. Not that I would want it. Although if I did own AOL, I'd probably be rich enough to buy anything and everything Harry Potter.

**BoiWunder15 signs on**
AOL: WELCOME
**BoiWunder15 enters "StukInHell"**
BrokenDragon85: Took you long enough.
BoiWunder15: Sorry, you're Majesty. I was busy.
BrokenDragon85: Doing what, planning the seduction of your boytoy?
BoiWunder15: Dragon!!
BrokenDragon85: ::Laughs:: What?
BoiWunder15: Uh-huh, yeah. Laugh it up. ::mutters:: Jerk
BrokenDragon85: What was that?
BoiWunder15: ::Innocently:: Nothing!
BrokenDragon85: Uh-huh, yeah...
BoiWunder15: LOL.
BrokenDragon85: Seriously though, HAVE you given any thought to your predicament?
BoiWunder15: Ooh, big word. Anyway, no. What's with you and the obsession of my love life suddenly?
BrokenDragon85: ::Innocently:: Nothing!
BoiWunder15: Cute, you parrot.
BrokenDragon85: Am not!
BoiWunder15: Are too!
BrokenDragon85: Am not!
BoiWunder15: Are too!
BrokenDragon85: ::sighs as if placating a 5 year old:: okay, whatever you say.
BoiWunder15: You need a girlfriend.
BrokenDragon85: No more then you do.
BoiWunder15: Hey, if you can nitpick my crushes, I can do the same to you.
BrokenDragon85: o_O;; Ookay.
BoiWunder15: ::Picks up notepad and pen, sits down in office chair next to a couch:: Sit!
BrokenDragon85: ::Sits, quickly and obediently::
BoiWunder15: ::Adjusts glasses:: Now, Dragon, let's see what goes on in that head of yours. Do you have
BoiWunder15: a crush on someone?
BrokenDragon85: Yes, Dr. Boi.
BoiWunder15: And what does this person feel about you?
BrokenDragon85: ::Sighs dramatically:: I am proud to say, he hates my guts with a fiery passion!!
BoiWunder15: ::Blinks owlishly:: Say what?
BrokenDragon85: Yep! I do anything and everything in my power to be antisocial and piss him off.
BoiWunder15: Why?
BrokenDragon85: He's so cute when he's mad. He gets red in the face and his beautiful eyes glow and such
BrokenDragon85: and his friend have to hold him to keep him from hurting me.
BoiWunder15: Okay, official therapist report: you're hopeless. You COULD just try telling him you like him
BoiWunder15: or try to be his friend at least.
BrokenDragon85: What, and ruin this perfect Love/hate relationship?
BoiWunder15: Now, it's for certain. You're a Certified Nutcase.
BrokenDragon85: To quote Shakespeare: /My only love sprung from my only hate/
BoiWunder15: Whatever.
BrokenDragon85: ::Laughs::
BoiWunder15: What?
BrokenDragon85: You sound like a bloody American.
BoiWunder15: Speaking of which, I love the internet.
BrokenDragon85: Huh? why?
BoiWunder15: I was surfing websites last night after you left and I found a great list of American swear words and insults!
BrokenDragon85: Do tell! You say them and I'll rate them.
BoiWunder15: Kay. First: Jerk
BrokenDragon85: A bit on the mild side.
BoiWunder15: Shithead
BrokenDragon85: You can change that one a bit and make it shiteater.
BrokenDragon85: I think I'll steal that one from you to use for my dad.
BoiWunder15: Ookay. Asswipe
BrokenDragon85: Creative AND crude. I like these American insults!
BoiWunder15: Bitch
BrokenDragon85: O_o?
BoiWunder15: Female dog.
BrokenDragon85: Oh. Well, that would be really insulting for a guy and just rude for a girl.
BoiWunder15: Ho and Whore
BrokenDragon85: I take it also for girls?
BoiWunder15: yeah, essentially calling them prositutes.
BrokenDragon85: Nice.
BoiWunder15: Dickweed
BrokenDragon85: Ooh, that one's a bit under the belt.
BoiWunder15: Prick
BrokenDragon85: Also under the belt, for a guy anyway.
BoiWunder15: Last one: Cockwhore
BrokenDragon85: Ouch. Wouldn't recommend calling a guy that, let alone a girl.
BoiWunder15: I also picked up some phrases to use on my cousin.
BrokenDragon85: Like?
BoiWunder15: Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
BrokenDragon85: ::Whistles appreciatively:: I like that one.
BoiWunder15: How about: Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own.
BrokenDragon85: ::laughs::
BoiWunder15: One more: I don't know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
BrokenDragon85: Ya know, I'm going to have to use some of those on my crush. Wonder how mad they'll make him?
BoiWunder15: Weirdo.
BrokenDragon85: You bet I am!