Yay!! I've got 497 reviews!! Doomo arigato gozaimasu!! You people are great!!
::Puts up hands in defensive posture:: Sumimasen!! ::bows head in shame:: My apologies to whoever I ranted out on the spelling of Heero's last name. It just bugs me, that's all. If you want to spell it Yuy, go ahead. It just bothers me because 'y' by itself isn't a japanese syllable. My apologies to whoever I pissed off, or chased away. Gomen Nasai.
Also, I just realized I forgot the disclaimer and warning for the last chapter. Just think of them as invisi-disclaimer and warnings!
Disclaimer: Harry Potter ain't mine. Nope, not at all. I'm just a poor college student scraping by and going to a community college to learn linguistics. Weiss Kreuz and Sailor Moon, for those of you who understand the references, don't belong to me either.
Warnings: Odd little chapter. I'm down to the bottom of the barrel in fishing for chatroom topics for the two of them that don't pertain to real life in any way shape or form. If you have any ideas, then feel free to email me.
Chatroom Anonymity Chapter 19: Sleeping Beauty
BoiWunder15: Sheesh. Did you get a load of the news today?
BrokenDragon85: No, I don't have a TV and we don't get the paper. What news?
BoiWunder15: Boy, are you deprived. Anyway, this girl over in Tokyo woke up from a three year coma today.
BrokenDragon85: Tokyo. . .Tokyo Japan, Tokyo?
BoiWunder15: Yeah. Says here her name is Aya Fujimaya or something like that. She woke up to find everything she knew
BoiWunder15: gone and her only family left was her older brother, Ran.[1]
BrokenDragon85: Ouch. Was it like Sleeping Beauty, or did she awake alone?
BoiWunder15: Doesn't say. I'd like to assume she woke up to her brother right next to her.
BrokenDragon85: Poor girl. Why was she in a coma to begin with?
BoiWunder15: Something about a car accident. Gack! I'm not reading this anymore!
BrokenDragon85: Why not?
BoiWunder15: Too depressing. The next article was about a British superstar, Minako Aino, committing suicide.
BrokenDragon85: You're right. Quit reading that.
BoiWunder15: Still, about that girl, Aya. It's a good thing she even woke up in the first place. Think about that, three
BoiWunder15: YEARS asleep.
BrokenDragon85: Yeah. If I was in a coma for that long, I'd like to be a Sleeping Beauty and wake up by a kiss
BrokenDragon85: from my beloved.
BoiWunder15: ::snickers:: Me too. But I can't picture him ever giving me a kiss to wake me up!
BrokenDragon85: LOL. Me neither. Tell you what, if you ever fall in a coma I'LL wake you up with a kiss.
BoiWunder15: But you wouldn't know who I was!
BrokenDragon85: I'd figure it out. I'd look in the paper and find a report about some random boy just falling into
BrokenDragon85: a coma at his computer on night and go "Yep. That's Boi. I better go get him out of trouble" and go
BrokenDragon85: kiss you and wake you up.
BoiWunder15: ::ROFLMAO:: Cute. I'd do the same for you, I guess.
BrokenDragon85: You GUESS?!? Well then ::sniffles and turns back to puter::
BoiWunder15:Aww, C'mon Dragon. I don't guess, I know I would.
BrokenDragon85: Promise?
BoiWunder15: Yes. And I regard promises as Sacred Trusts and would never break one.
BrokenDragon85: Cool. So all I have to do is get you drunk, make you promise some stupid and bloody embarassing
BrokenDragon85: and you'd have to do it?
BoiWunder15: ::grits teeth:: Yes.
BrokenDragon85: ::files that away in file of other useful, random facts::
BoiWunder15: You have a file cabinet of random, useful facts??
BrokenDragon85: Yes, and it's totally separate from my files of random, useLESS facts.
BoiWunder15: LOL, what other useful facts do you have?
BrokenDragon85: You sleep in your boxers and nothing else.
BoiWunder15: DRAGON!!
BrokenDragon85: What? You're the one that told me that one day!
BoiWunder15: ::Groans:: And how exactly, does that qualify as useful?
BrokenDragon85: ::Smirks:: Blackmail if we ever meet face to face on day.
BoiWunder15: ::groans again and pounds head on table::
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[1] This is actually a shameless plug for a random Weiss Kreuz/Gundam Wing crossover I've been batting around amongst my muses for a while.
End notes: There ya go, chapter 19. I'm planning One more chatroom chapter, a random chapter and then they go back to school. CA is almost done! ::sniffles::