Hello all! My name is Silent Stalker and I am new to the Harry Potter fandom. I've been writting Gundam Wing fanfiction for so long that a change of scenery is nice!
WARNINGS: Will contain SLASH!! All you non-openminded people out there, go away!! This is a DM/HP story, mainly. If people review, I might add more romances. But for now it's my two favorite angsty wizards.
Also, Some of you may be saying "This story's a rip off!" It's not!! The sole inspiration for the first half of this story goes to CobraGirl, who wrote Now Talking in #Gryffindor WONDERFUL SNIPPET!! Even if it wasn't slash. Very cute. Anyone and everyone should read that story. Now: On to MY story.

**BoiWunder15 signs on AOL**
AOL: WELCOME.
AOL: YOU HAVE MAIL.
**BoiWunder15 enters Private Room: StukInHell**
BoiWunder15: As long as no one is here, I might as well rant to myself.
BoiWunder15: I HATE YOU!! YOU ARE THE WORST FAMILY IN THE WORLD!! WHY COULDN'T
BoiWunder15: MY FAMILY HAVE LIVED!! YOU'RE ALL STUPID PRATS!! UNCLE VERNON: YER A
BoiWunder15: BLOODY COW!! AUNT PETUNIA: A BIGGER GOSSIP THE WORLD HASN'T SEEN. AND DUDLY:
**BrokenDragon85 enters Private Room: StukInHell**
BoiWunder15: I HATE YOU YOU STUPID FAT WHALE OF A BASTARD!!
BrokenDragon85: That's a bit harsh. You don't even know me.
BoiWunder15: Oh. Sorry. Didn't realize someone was in the room.
BrokenDragon85: It's okay. I was just surprised to see someone else in this room. No one else is usually in here.
BoiWunder15: You usually in here?
BrokenDragon85: Yeah. So who do you have such a burning hartred of?
BoiWunder15: Huh?
BrokenDragon85: My aren't you the articulate one. Try: BoiWunder15: I HATE YOU YOU STUPID FAT WHALE OF A BASTARD!!
BoiWunder15: Oh. That. I've got a bloody prat of a family and I was ranting about my cousin.
BrokenDragon85: Oh.
BoiWunder15: Yeah. But you prolly know how that feels. Or you wouldn't be in a room called "stukinhell"
BrokenDragon85: Good point. What's yer name?
BoiWunder15: I'd rather not say. That's the beauty of the internet.
BrokenDragon85: By you're speech I'd say you're from Britain. Am I right?
BoiWunder15: Yeah.
BrokenDragon85: Then why do you have *America* Online?
BoiWunder15: I could say the same of you. It's obvious you're from Britian too. Everyone else calles it "England" Besides, did you miss
BoiWunder15: the entire prat family thing? What better way to fool them?
BrokenDragon85: ::Laughs:: Same with my family.
BoiWunder15: Oops I have to go. Someone's awake and heading this way. Cya Later!
BrokenDragon85: Bye!
**BoiWunder15 signed off**
BrokenDragon85: Hope to see you again.
**BrokenDragon85 signed off**