Linkin Park's famous quotes
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Chaz: When we're not on tour I like to stalk the guys.
Mike: Yeah, he follows us around like a lost puppy dog.
Chaz: woof, woof!!
Mike: Chester and I met at a male strip club.
Chaz: We were both trying to get jobs there as dancers.
Mike: And it just didn't work out...because my butt wasn't big enough.
Chaz: Yeah, and I've got what they call the crispy creme which is a little fat area around my belly button which is kinda like a donut.
Mike: its from eating too many donuts.
Brad: Did you know that I hear voices?
Mike: He does and sometimes they speak to us too.
Chaz: I'm actually a lab experiment. I was raised in a petri dish at the UCLA biomedical center.
Mike: And we just grew to like him, so we kept him around.
Chaz: And I just grew.
Chaz: Let me sing this part.
Mike: No, it�s my turn HAHAHA.
Mike: I almost ran over Chester with a golf cart when we were in Florida.
Chaz: That was pure evil.
Chaz: For some reason we like each other.
Mike: He likes me a lot, and I can't stand him.
Chaz: Oh, I guess not then.
Chester: we're so boy bandish, aren't we? I think its because of my strikingly good looks.
Mike: I think its because of your stirringly bad looks.
Chester: I totally disagree. I think I'm the most important person ever.
Mike: I think Chester�s full of himself and I think that�s really hot!
Chester: yeah sometimes at night your full of me too.
Mike: "Most of us met a long time ago. Brad and I met in jr high and we met Rob in high school, we met Joe in college.
Chester: "And they made me in a chemistry class. They copied Frankensteins work and used pieces of dead people, which is why I have to wear this (touches his spiked collar), to hide the scar tissue."
Mike: "Except we were in art school. That was the whole problem. In art school, there were really no good chem classes-so look at what we came up with!"
Mike: "We dont know what this video (osc) is about. Joe, our Dj, is the only one who knows what its abou, and he wont tell us."
Chester: "He's an alien anyway."
Chester: "I'm the most important person ever."
Mike: "I think Chester's full of himself and I think that's really hot."
Chester: "Sometimes at night you're full of me too."
Chester: "We kind of just like ninjas and dark tunnels and fire."
Mike: "And guys with big hair that looks like warewolves."
Chester: "Grr! Arr! Everyday when I get ready, I look in the mirror and say, over and over again, 'Must become an action figure, must become an action figure."
Brad: "I want to know if Joe Hahn sleeps in the nude."
Mike: "yes he does." (wink wink)
Chester: "Everyone thinks we're a boy band."
Metal -is: Yeah where does this come from? I never mistook you for a boy band.
Chester: "We're soo by bandish aren't we?"
Mike: "Here's the thing, we didnt really hear about it until we left the US, I think I heard a rumor through my brother that somebody started beck East, but for the most part, nobody had even heard that before. Maybe its the fact that we've never been out here before and the lack of communication between fans and ourselves made that happen, but almost every interviewer has asked something about this boy band thing and its freakin ridiculous, its so silly!"
Chester: "I think its because of my strikingly good looks."
Mike: "I think its because of your strikingly bad looks."
Chester: "For some reason we like each other."
Mike: "He like me a lot and I cant stand him."
Chester: "Oh I guess not then."
Mike: "Chester and I met at a male strip club."
Chester: "We were both trying to get jobs there as dancers."
Mike: "And it just didnt work out...my butt wasnt big enough."
Chester: "Yeah and I've got what they call the cripsy cream which is a little fat area around my belly button which is kinda like a donut."
Mike: "Its from eating too many donuts."
Mike: "You need to get a little clamp for that bracelet, so you dont have to pick it up every time you want to reach down! (Chester starts hitting him) I'm not banging on you bro, I just used to have the same problem!"
Chester: "It's art dude, Ok?! I'm not into image, its fuckin art."
Mike: "Art? Whatever!"
Mike: "I'm not a very reading person, I like look at pictures."
Chester: "Mike like porno."
Mike: "I dont like porno, I like graphics."
Chester: "There was another time when Mike was in a really foul mood and we had to make a pit stop so he could use a porta potty."
Mike: "Chester?!"
Joe: "I remember this one!"
Chester: "Anyways, Mike went to use the porta potty and we were waiting inside the RV. It was Joe's idea, but we all got out and started to rock the thing back and forth. We didnt mean to, but we ended up tipping the potty over while Mike was in it!"
Mike: "That was so not funny."
Joe: "Yeah it was, you should have seen the look on your face when you got out of there!"
Rob: "Mike was covered in crap. He had to strip down before we let him back on the bus because he smelled so bad!
Chester: "Then we attacked him with air freshener."
Brad: "Lysol!"
Brad: "Mike, were you like in a pop group before Linkin Park?
Mike: "I was in Menudo."
Brad: "I heard that you can sing and dance real nice. Is it true you had a fight with Ricky Martin, and that's why they kicked you out? or was it the age thing?"
Mike: "Ricky is an ass. He's just bitter 'cause my name was first on the cd."
Mike: "You know those guards with the hats? The ones that dont move. Can you touch them? Can you stick your thumb up ther butts and they wouldnt move?"
Brad: "At that point wouldnt they like destroy you?"
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