Chester's famous quotes
Chazy Chaz
"I think I'm the most important person ever."
"You will go far and travel wide?....Oh you will travel far and wide, that's what it says."
(Chester on their strangest fan) "There's this 13 year old kid from Pittsburgh. He comes up and goes,
'I'm stalking you dude and when you reach the peak of your success I'm goin to kill you.' Then
during the show he's down the front telling Mike that he wants to 'rape his soul'!
I think that's cool but he probably needs to chill out a bit."
"Its art dude OK?! I'm not into image. Its fucking art."
"There's nothing like screaming Shut Up for like seven hours straight, upside down. That was another
thing-when they hung me upside down, all the blodd in my body rested in this small space in my
head, 'cause I dont have that big of a melon. It was the most excruciating thing.
I felt like my head was going to explode like a pimple. It was kinda gross."
"We have no idea."
"That was pure evil."
"I've signed enough boobies in my life to be done with boobies...to sign I mean." (haha)
"Its kinda hard to manufacture a band that knew each other all their lives..."
"We make fun of Mike's head."
"We're sooo boy bandish, aren't we? I think its because of my strikingly good looks."
"I got bit by a mean spider on my ass."
"I love to hear the crowd sing along. It gives me the biggest hard on. Of course that means I have
an erection for a whole hour every night. (talkin to Phoenix) I hit ur bass with my dick
last night. I still got the bruise."
"We're just happy to be playing. Plus there's only room for one asshole in the band and that's me!"
"Oh, you're my favorite person-and I didnt mean to turn you into a shish kebab!"
"At ten o'clock every night, we'd hear (he bangs his fist against the wall) and that was our
alarm, so we almost ended up naming the 'Ten PM Stocker,' cause we recorded on Stocker
Street every night and at ten PM, we had to stop."
"Thats a really well thought out answer. Possibly because he's answered that question 500 times in the past week."
"Shutup or I'll sit on ur head!"
"Awwe but I wanted to play at the Lilith Fair! Damn it!"
"Oh my God! I hate spiders! Squish, kill, die EWWW!!"
"There is nothing wrong with masturbation! Everyone does it and those who dont admit that they do
it, do it even more that the ones that do admit it!"
"How the fuck are all of you fuckin people doin tonight? You're all so fuckin beautiful!"
"You're just jealous."
"I miss the Ramones."
"I like to have a clean house, but I'm not a neat freak."
"PEACE! Peace, Love and Anarchy Motherfuckers!"
"Fashion bitch! Its fashion bitch, not fashion whore! There's a big difference."
"I just wake up and that's what I do."
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