Me: I completed the set
Him: Not the error cards though
Me: I completed the whole set including the error cards
Him: Not the harder dead people
Me: I have every card signed
Him: Not the Ullman error
Me: I have FINISHED THE SET EVERY CARD INCLUDING THE ERROR ONES
Him: Not the Harris corrected card
Me: Every card in the set is signed.
Him: You don�t have all of the dead players
Me: I HAVE ALL OF THE ERROR, CORECTED AND DEAD PLAYERS SIGNED
This went on for at least 5 minutes and he still does not understand that the set is finished. For my tech support friends I�ll try and send him to an ISP that none of you work at as he is getting on the web in a few months> He will be the Hall Of Fame caller from hell.
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This one needs a set up. My friend is in the final shot of Detroit Rock City, where Eddie Furlong grabs the drumstick out of the air (George is the one with the KISS hat on). When I told another friend he asked me "did he try and grab the stick" and when I said no he asked �why not? I would have.�
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Him: I guess I sent you the Ullman card. (a Norm Ullman hockey card)
Me: Nope, I only had the one in my set.
Him: I must have sent you the card.
Me: I only had one, the one from the set
Him: I had to have sent you the card
Me: I ONLY HAVE ONE COPY OF THE CARD THAT WAS FROM MY SET
This goes on at least every 2nd month.
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My friend just got Bell Express view and he picked one of the movie packages that they had:
Him: They play the same movie over and over again and I am getting sick of watching them over and over again. Some movies I have seen 6 times.
Me: (speechless)
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One of my friends when shooting a video for one his songs was shocked that there were around 30 people behind the cameraman, and he was shocked that we knew that they were that many or more on all shoots.
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I sent a friend a package in the mail, I had no clue how to spell his last name so I only put his first name, and he asked me:
Him: �how are they going to now where to send it?�
Me: �the address�
Him: �I guess the address has a little part to do with it�
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My friends send cards out to hockey players to get them autographed he brings them to a post office to send them, the lady behind the counter always measures the thickness to see if he has to pay the extra postage, I told him just to drop them into the box and not to let her touch them. He did not understand what I was saying; I then told him if they have corner mailboxes to put them in one of them and then he said, �I guess I could try that�.
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This is from someone who collects autographs through the mail:
Him: Where do I send Lanny McDonald?
Me: To Calgary
Him: Where I did not get anything back last time I sent him there.
Me: I could have got lost.
Him: Should I send it to Toronto
Me: Calgary.
Him: How About the Hall of Fame
Me: Calgary.
Him: How about�
Me: (cutting him off) SEND IT TO CALGARY.
Him: I did not get it back last time I sent there, I think I�ll try Toronto, he played there.
Me: HE WORKS FOR CALGARY SEND IT THERE!
It would be ok it this happened once but I get this call at least once a month.
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The set up for this one is I am calling into my ISP because someone was using my account for dial up (I have DSL) and being billed for it.
Him: How can I help you.
Me: Why do I have charges for dial up, I have DSL and no dial up modem in my computer
Him: Ok, when you click on the connection icon do you hear dialing.
Me: No, it can�t dial in because I have no dial up modem in my computer
Him: But when you click on the connection icon do you hear dialing.
Me: No, it can�t dial in because I have no dial up modem in my computer
This went on for 20 minutes, and ended with him saying �if your bill is wrong call us then� and me saying �whatever� and calling back and had someone do something in 2-3 minutes.
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Someone was playing with the candy machine in the store I was helping out in, he has a single candy come out, he went around showing all of the people in the store saying �score�.
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This one needs a set up. We were watching the Kiss video for God Gave Rock and Roll to You II, it has a lot of vintage live footage.
Him: It would be great to have all of the full videos of the live stuff.
Me: I have it all.
Him: I would love to have just some of it.
Me: Just give me the blank videos and you can have it all.
Him: The person who has it must be lucky.
Me: I HAVE ALL OF IT!
Him: It would cost a lot to get it all I bet.
Me: It should be around 4-7 tapes, so under $10.
Him: Man, I would love to have that (pointing to a clip from San Fran 1975)
Me: I have the full show up stairs.
I just gave up and let him live in his own little world, where he is still living many years later.
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A friend did not realize that the rest of the people sitting in the room were in the same class as he was.
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Him "You Must See Lord of the Rings"
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Me "I did"
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Him "How's that, on your computer?"
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Me "I saw it the morning it came out"
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Him "On your computer?"
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Me "No in the theater"
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Him "You mean on your computer"
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Me "No in the theater"
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Him "How's that?"
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Me "I went to the show to see it"
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Him "Oh?"
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Him "I did not get any mail today because of the holiday in the USA. (we live in Canada)