Gordon

Vital Statistics
Name: Gordon Stevens
D.O.B.: ???
Nicknames: Swamp Toe, Loverboy, Lufa
Major: Business
Marital Status: Recently Divorced
Hobbies: not Heidi, hitting shit with his Jeep, not Heidi
Occupation: Not Heidi's Love Slave
Personal Quote: She didnt make me buy the lufa, Im really that big of a fag..