Parodies
Teri khushboo mein base khat
Gulshan ki faqat phoolon se nahin
Subah subah ek khwab ki dastak
par
Teri khusboo
mein base khat main jalata kaise .....
Tere PJ's se bharey mail mein udata kaise
Mailtool mein tere id par filter lagata kaise
Tune team-mates ki nigahon se jo bachakar likhe
Kabhi lunch-break mein, kabhi meeting bunk lagakar likhe
Jinhey maine PL ki nazar se bachakar rakha
Server pe kabhi, filer pe kabhi chupakar rakha
Is chotey se mailbox ko samjhata kaise
Tere PJ's se bharey mail mein udata kaise
Tere mail aaj mein CD pe dump kar laaya hoon
Teri yadoon ke Back-Up ka cron chala aaya hoon
Gulshan
ki faqat phoolon se nahin, kaanton se bhi zzeenat hoti hai ....
Product ki faqat features se nahin errors se bhi
zeenat hoti hai
Chalne ke liye software ko bug ki bhi zaroorat hoti hai
Ai Project leader poochta hai tu ek PCR ka status
Yahan roz crashes milate hain yahan roz PCR hoti hai
AE ne commitment maangi hai late de na sakoon date de na sakoon
Delay par customer maarega date doon to musibat hoti hai
Jo likh de sare comments code mein uski knowledge bemani hai
Jise lay-off na kar sake manager us developer ki kiimat hoti hai
Subah
subah ek khwaab ki dastak par ....
Subah subah login ki dastak par
mailbox khola, dekha
corridor end wale room se kuch mails aaye hain.
Requirement se P0 the saare!
Issues saare sune - sunaye
Meeting bulaayee presentation dikhaye
Brainstorming sessions karwaye
Aur StageGate ke template mein kuch mote mote docs banaye.
Attachment mein mails mere
pichle release ke project ka award laye the
Aankh khuli to dekha award kahin nahin tha
Test chala kar dekha to fix abhi tak chala nahin tha
Aur hothon par nightout ki coffee ka swaad ab tak bidak raha tha
EPS kam tha shayad
Bonus nahin milega
Samandar paar kal raat suna hai deal huii thii
Samandar paar kal raat suna hai ek aur acquisition hua hai.