I ONCE KNEW A MAN
HE WAS A FLYBOY
HE SHOWED ME HIS AIRPLANE
AND THEN I SHOWED'EM MY TOYS
(HOOK)
I'LL TAKEM TO THE BRIDGE, YEAH
I'LL THROW'EM OVERBOARD
SEE IF HE CAN SWIM
BACK UP TO THE SHORE
(VERSE 2)
I ONCE KNEW A MAN
HE WAS IN THE ARMY
HE TRIED TO FIGHT ME
BUT HE COULD'NT DIS-ARM ME
(REPEAT HOOK)
(VERSE 3)
I ONCE KNEW A MAN
HE WAS IN THE NAVY
AND ALL HE ATE, NOW
WAS BISCUITS AND GRAVY
(REPEAT HOOK)
HEYYEAH BO-DIDDLY HEY!
HEYYEAH BO-DIDDLY WHOA....
(ONE ROLLING VERSE)
BO-DIDDLY, BO-DIDDLY HAVE YOU HEARD
YOUR MAMMAS GONNA BUY ME A MOCKIN' BIRD
AND IF THAT MOCKIN' BIRD DON'T SING
YOUR MOMMAS GONNA BUY ME A DIAMOND RING
AND IF THAT DIAMOND RING DON'T SHINE
YOUR MAMMAS GONNA BUY ME A BOTTLE OF WINE
(HOOK)
SING'N, HEYYEAH BO-DIDDLY HEY!
I'M SING'N, HEYYEAH BO-DIDDLY WHOA....
(REPEAT, IF YOUR FEELIN IT)
MY GIRLS A VEGETABLE
SHE LIVES IN A HOSPITAL
AND I'LL BUY HER ANYTHING
TO KEEP HER IN STYLE, YEAH
(VERSE 1)
SHE'S GOT NO ARMS OR LEGS
ALL SHE HAS IS HOOKS AND PEGS
AND I'LL BUY HER ANYTHING
TO KEEP HER ASS IN STYLE, YEAH
(VERSE 2)
SHE'S GOT HER OWN T.V.
THEY CALL IT AN EKG
AND I'LL BUY HER ANYTHING
TO KEEP HER ASS IN STYLE, YEAH
(VERSE 3)
ONE DAY I PLAYED A JOKE
PULLED THE PLUG AND WATCHED HER CHOKE
AND I'LL BUY HER ANYTHING
TO KEEP HER IN STYLE, YEAH........
ONE! (HE EATS YOUR BREAD)
TWO! (HE MAKES YOUR BED)
THREE! (HE DRINKS YOUR WINE)
FOUR! (LIKE DOUBLE TIME)
ONE! (YEAH)
TWO! (YEAH)
THREE (YEAH)
FOUR (YEAH)
ONE-TWO-THREE-FOUR, UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS, OOHRAH!
DRINK ONE CUP OF 100% GRAPEJUICE
FOLLOWED BY 2 CUPS OF WATER ABOUT 30 MINUTES BEFORE YOUR RUN. THIS IS A GOOD ENERGY SUPPLIER AND WILL HELP YOU GET THAT THIRD WIND. ( A DECENT CADENCE CALLER WOULD HELP TOO!) LATER.
