9.28.01 - "So Fine." -Dr. Carey Roberts (spoken to my US history class several times, referring to points in history. See, he comes from down south, so, this would explain it)
9.25.01 - "Ohhhhhhhhhh! In your face!" -Rose (spoken to me, after making fun at me, and telling me that I should start using that)
9.23.01 - "Call me, asshole." -My Dad (spoken to me at home after repeatedly failing to call my 'rents after I returned to school safely)
9.22.01 - "We have this strap-on vibrator...." -Jamie Norried (spoken to me at the airport, in an attempt to tell me about a massager that fit on a chair that she had)
9.21.01 - "I was a hoe-er." -My History teacher (spoken to our class after telling us that he grew up on a farm, doing this specific task)
9.20.01 - "I took that right in the ass. I was bent over." -Some guy (spoken in the shower to the person in the next stall over (not me). Our water pressure sucks and everytime someone flushes the toilet, out comes really hot water. He obviously "took it in the ass.")
9.19.01 - "What the hell have I done?" - My Physics teacher (spoken in class to everyone after losing his place in his powerpoint presentation)
9.18.01 - "Because the F of tree is four." -Ben Neeley (spoken to me in Calculus class after learning about how to find the derivatives of things. I guess you'd have to know a bit of Calculus to get it, but, it was funny)
9.12.01 - "Please leave a message only if you have a vagina." -Justin Orick's message board (written on his board after many mysterious facts started popping up on it, courtesy of none other than myself)