10.29.02 - "It smells like beer in here." -Mark Johnson (spoken to Michael and myself in the Brown Hall office. We didn't think that it did, so, he then proceeded to smell his own shirt to see if it was him)
10.27.02 - "Hello? Hello? Hello? Who is this?" *click* -Patrick Clark (spoken at Denny's to his phone. Some unnamed people called his cell phone, while at Denny's, to mess with him because he was piss drunk)
10.21.02 - "By not spreading your sperm all over the place, you're basically doing the same thing." -Some Jackass (spoken in my Philosophy class during a discussion about how using contraceptives is theoretically the same as abortion)