06.28.03 - "The fat bitch can't walk!" -Brandon Lambkin (spoken to the people in Thad's car, on Mass. St., concerning "Michelle's" inability to walk effectively)
06.28.03 - "Howard Suddith. Son of a bitch!" -Brandon Lambkin (spoken to Thad's full car, concerning the crappiness of Fuji's ceremony, due to his inability to say "Fujibayashi")
06.28.03 - "Beau knows cock." - Matt Stalsworth (spoken to Thad's full car, concerning the crappiness of Beau's Tuxedos)
06.16.03 - "I don't think that a little alcohol is the end of the world." - Ass. Director of Housing Applicant, Constance