7.23.01 - "Gawd." -Jamie Narramore (spoken at my house to me after telling a story of how he used to harass his teacher named "Bob" in Germany)
This next quote has great Onomatopoeia value, so bear with me.
7.22.01 - "Haguck blecch hah.............beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep." -Buddy Jones (spoken in the Fort Smith Public Library parking lot to Jamie and myself regarding Buddy's job at St. Edwards and how he hears that sound whenever people die)
7.19.01 - "I've got an Ape Drape." - The Vandals (spoken at the Warped Tour about a haircut that's short in the front and not short in the back)
- "How do you castrate a guy from Little Rock? Kick his sister in the chin." -Chris from Less Than Jake (spoken at the Warped tour to everyone that lived in Little Rock, it was funny)
7.18.01 - "It's your deal though." -daniel (spoken at The Buss Stop gas station in Garfield, Arkansas to Kristen D. Kliner. she misunderstood me and heard, "It's your dildo." it was quite funny)
On July 14th, our good friend Jamie Narramore returned from Germany. There were several good quotes from this day.
714.01 - "I wish I had asthma and cerebral palsy." -Brian Fuji (spoken at an antique mall to me after talking about how his brother Justin got to fly on a plane to *isneyworld with his camp)
"I'll cut 'ya." -Jack McAllister (spoken at the airport to everyone that gathered there to welcome Jamie back)
"I got fifty bucks." -Jamie Narramore (spoken every ten minutes to anyone that would listen, due to the fact that he had fifty dollars on him. he could only say that for about two days)
"You's a hoe." -Jamie, Jack, and myself (spoken to each other throughout the night, in a making-fun-of way)
"Look at the picture." -Jamie and Jack (spoken while driving through Fort Chaffee, reminiscing of good 'ol times at Jack's mom's old house)
"We're all gonna die. I was just joking before, but I really mean it this time." -Jack (spoken while driving through Fort Chaffee after running into the new paved roads out there for the new sub-divisions)
"This Dr. Pepper is fucking good." -Jamie Narramore (spoken at Wendy's to Jack and myself after taking a sip of his drink. see, Germany apparently has no Dr. Pepper, therefore, he's had no Dr. Pepper in the past two years)
"Two and a half years." -Jack (spoken initially to everyone at the airport, but later narrowed down to merely Katie, after she opposed something that he said. two and a half years is the time left before Jack can carry a handgun)
"I'll take a bath in Dr. Pepper." -Jamie Narramore (spoken at my house after drinking several more Dr. Pepper's by this time. I do believe he's obsessed)
"I'd put his mouth on the curb." -Jack and Jamie (spoken at my house to unrelated subject. this quote was merely funny and had not been heard by me for a long time)
7.9.01 - "It only blows them." -Katie Cox (spoken on the sailboat about another boat going faster than us because the wind wouldn't cooperate with us)
7.8.01 - "Yes mom. He beat them all off." -Katie Cox (spoken at the lake to her mother about a scene in the movie "Gladiator")
7.07.01 - "No more attacky." -daniel (spoken at my house after taking away part of Jack's looming empire in the game of Risk)
7.06.01 - "I think we stamped out all the fires." -B.J. Cooper (spoken at my house after blowing up a Zima bottle full of black powder, bottle rockets, firecrackers, and a gasoline soaked napkin)