4.29.02 - "Milk it, milk it, milk it." -Derek Schinkai (spoken to the camera for "That One Show" in an interview with Neil Reynolds. That quote is from some show on BET)
4.18.02 - "To tell you the truth, I would fuck the cleaning lady." -Mark Johnson (spoken to myself, Danny, Stevo, and Pidge after telling us that he wouldn't f*** the cleaning lady)
4.17.02 - "I like girls, girls." -Alexandor (spoken to me, well, sung to me in the Caf at lunch today)
4.16.02 - "I am Mark Johnson." -Mark Johnson (spoken to everyone at the RA breakfast, while showing how one would introduce themselves to a freshman)
4.15.02 - "Bullshit!" -Derek Henderson (spoken to me after I beat him at NBA Street. This guy never curses, so, it was funny)
4.14.02 - "Strickly Pimpin." -Someone's sign (written on a sign on a door here at my Brown Hall. People cannot f***ing spell)
4.13.02 - "Yellow cake with chocolate icing. ARR ARR ARR!!!" -Anna Sonnier (spoken to Pat, Kaytie, and myself at Denny's about what she used to eat for breakfast awhile back)
4.12.02 - "He's probably crying in a corner somewhere." -Beau Gumm and Michael Elliot (spoken to myself(ironically, the same thing was said) about Mark Johnson f***ing s*** up between Brown Hall, Caraway Hall, and Jones Hall. He wasn't the smooth talker that he thought he was)
4.11.02 - "This one's for the car." -Neil Reynolds (spoken to anyone that served for our Hall's volleyball team, looking back to the old days of Saved by the Bell)
4.10.02 - "Give me the damn buzzer." -Mark Johnson (spoken to our Hall's Quiz Bowl team after no one could buzz in quickly enough)
4.4.02 - "Get that ho back here." -Some Guy (spoken to a group of people at the Sig Ep house after someone hit her car, then drove off, and she started chasing them)
4.3.02 - "Between 1948 and 1963 lay 15 years of groping." -Intro to Film notes (I was going through my notes and I found this sentence. It made me laugh)
4.2.02 - "Don't let that plastic kick yer ass." -Construction worker guy (spoken to myself after getting a large piece of plastic stuck around my shoe, while trying to get it off)