Nathan Velmeyer
- Full name: Nathan Charles Anthony Veltmeyer
- Nicknames: Veg, Latex Dude
- Birthday: 09/10/84
- Star sign: Libra
- Email address: [email protected]
- Website:
- Hair colour: brown
- Eye colour: blue
- Brothers: Taylor (7) and Carter (12)
- Sisters: Saraya (16) Kristie (20)
- Pets (type and name):
- How many pillows are on your bed: 3
- Dream car: VL turbo
- Car you have now:
- What licence do you have: Ls
- Type of toothpaste: Colgate
- Favourite board game: Monopoly
- Favourite smell: nachos
- Favourite feeling in the world: erection
- Worst feeling in the world: when the lacross team shoves a parking cone up your arse
- If you could meet one person, dead or alive, who would it be: jeremy sandecock
- Subjects taken: maths, english, sor, ancient, pe and hospitality
- Favourite songs: anything by jack johnson
- Favourite bands: jack johnson, harper
- Favourite colours: green
- Favourite TV shows: simpsons, sienfield
- Favourite movies: point break, snatch
- Favourite food/drinks: margaritas, nachos
- Favourite day of the week: Saturday
- Favourite flavour of ice-cream: choc mint
- Favourite books: The Ousiders
- Favourite subjects: PE prac
- Favourite types of sport: soccer, footy, polo
- Favourite sounding language/accents: Scottish
- Hobbies: drinking
- Least favourite songs/bands: N*SYNC
- Least favourite TV shows/movies: Days of Our Lives, etc
- Least favourite day of the week: Monday
- Least favourite subjects: ALL
- Least favourite foods/drinks: sheep brains
- Have you ever been overseas (if so, where?): America, Canada, Hawaii, New Zealand
- Have you ever been bungee-jumping: nope
- Have you ever been in love: maybe
- Have you ever prank called someone: yeah
- Have you ever taken the time to watch the sunset or rise: yeah
- Have you ever pulled practical joke on someone: yep
- What do you have planned for next year (2003): jerking off and playing the nintendo
- Where do you see yourself in 5 years time: still jerking off and playing the nintendo
- Where do you see yourself in 10 years time: still jerking off and playing the nintendo
- Where do you see yourself in 50 years time: still jerking off and playing the playstation
- What ambitions do you have for the future: keep jerking off and upgrade the game console
- Countries you'd wish to visit/live: Scotland
- Quote/phrase you're known for: "Suck me, beautiful"
- Lastly, a little-known fact about yourself: Smitty has a weird looking dick