young boy who, however, is quite alert and pleasant,
and responds appropriately for age to verbal commands."
Paragraph 4
Medical Records
March 4, 1978
Way I Am
"Why I'd rather shoot someone in the face than step on an ant."
age almost 30 (by a finger)
# 39 My father was a bigger idiot than I am
# 38 I'm a bigger idiot than my girlfriend's daughter.
# 37 Days of our Lives, for wasting 10 years of my first VCR's life.
# 36 George Lucas, for betraying his millions of loyal apprentices with Phantom Menace.
# 35 Peanuts cartoons, for conditioning me to constant failure.
# 34 C-3PO, for being made by Darth Vader, and yet playing coy during Star Wars.
# 33 They Might Be Giants. For reminding me what music can be. Addicting. Pricy.
# 32 Two ding-dongs, my parents, who survived the 50's, turned into hippies, then regurgitated me, the answer to all their failures.
# 31 Once when I was 13 I chose to die rather than ask for help.
# 30 I didn't die much.
# 29 Pornography.
# 28 The Internet.
# 27 E-mail.
# 26 Jap-Animation.
# 25 Video games, specifically Fantasy, Bards Tale II, King's Quests, Mortal Kombat.
# 24 Drugs. (All prescribed to me by people of good character.)
# 23 Pets.
# 22 Television
# 21 Presidential Elections and Movies of the Week
# 20 Gumby and the Brady Bunch.
# 19 Ignoring clear and present warnings.
# 18 Fast Food for dinner.
# 17 That horrible, phony, ooey GOTH MOVEMENT during the 90's. What know they "depressed"? A true GOTH craves not these things. Morbidity. Hmmph! Dramatic poses. Hmmmph! My own council will I keep on who's the living dead around here.
# 16 Inconclusive medical records.
# 15 My whole DIIFICULT-BIRTH-"BRAIN CLOUD"-THING.
# 14 On-line Lotto Scam sites are NOT my friend.
# 13 Scooby Doo lives my dream life.
# 12 Jesus freaks and Religious yahoos who show up at our door.
# 11 Cartooning.
# 10 Writing.
# 9 Self-help books.
# 8 Elementary.
# 7 College.
# 6 High School.
# 5 Junior High School.
# 4 Sex.
# 3 My vasectomy.
# 2 Death.
# 1 Fear.
In the time it took you to either read or skim that, I have destroyed yet another memory that could have been good.
Am I Why
age almost 30 (by a finger)
