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Ok welcome to sidetraks run by me, your frendly neibourhood Blobmeister. this is the site where im tha boss so hahahaha. actually no. i dont like that. im not the boss here anarchisim rulz. so does bad spelling. This is the stuff wot i like and if you dont like the stuff i do then u will probably get bored very quickly. this page is still in its construction so if u hate it because it sux u can hope it will change soon.

Oh wait there are some ppl here who want to see what is going on
Hwoarang: Hey Hurricane what are you doing here?
hey shuddup this is my webpage and to you im Blobby OK?
Hwoarang: yeh why not, hey can we help?
well remember this isint just a tekken site. and what do u mean "we"?
Hwoarang: well there is me,
Lee: and me
Jin: and me.
ok lemme guess why u r here u dont have anything else to do once they released tekken 4 and u r sick of Kazuya going on about his website.
Lee: uh yeh thats pretty much it.
Jin: so can we help?
Well ok you can help, but u gotta help me with the stuff that isint just tekken stuff ok?
Jin: like what?
well when this isall up i want to have a tekken section, a rugby section and a dragon section, you know my fave things?
Hwoarang: plus stuff like a guestbook and links right?
yeah thats it! so are u willing to actually DO stuff?
Lee/Jin/Hwoarang: YEAHok then lets get started......

Alright for all the lost souls wondering what the name Sidetraks actually means, here it is, this is the main path, there are traks leding off it, then traks leading of them and so forth untill u end up having to bush-bash. now these traks might not be too impressive for a while but hey im werkin on it!

TEKKEN
this first trak leads to the tekken bit pretty much run by those three idiots above, oh well i spose they now more about it than i do.

RUGBY
well this is the trak to the stadium, where i talk about the teams i am interested in and hassle the austrailians (in a good natured way)

BISHIES
these have to be seen to be belived. trust me

Random Stuff
er yeah, just general stuff, lynx, pics.... oh and elephant jokes, lots of elephant jok

ok this is that bit you put down the bottom of your page to say u stole a whole bunch of stuff and it dosent belong to you so that the ppl who you stole it from wont sue your ass. if you sued me all you would get are my posters and 15 cents. hardly worth it.
Hwaorang, Lee, Jin and Kazuya are copyright of namco, all rights reserved by them. the all blacks are owned by the NZRFU but last time i checked they were people.jeez the werld is changin. that site Kazuya is going on about is actually the KMAS run by the very cool SayinRage who i hope wont get mad at me for that refeence to her site. ok ill update this wen i steal more stuff. basicly i disclame all the stuff that isint mine. so you cant sue me HAHAHAHAHAHA

Its about bloody time too
Shuddup you. well in my guestbook (which has FIINALLY been signed) Hey! I said SHUDDUP. ok lemme start again. In my guestbook there was a request for piccies of Byron Kelleher. I decided that since we need to try and be as important as possible we are going to have the *ahem* Sidetraks All Blaks. all I need you to do is submit your favourite player for a position Here. The starting halfback position has allready been taken which leaves 21 spots still to be filled. The only criteria is that they must be eligible to play for the real All Blacks (that is from either NZ or the Pacific Islands. if you even THINK of suggesting an Aussie you will be burned at the stake.)
Oh god, i reckon this is going to SUCK. Right guys... Right?
*is stareing at title* That is a HIDEOUS colour
*also stareing* Which one?
Both of them