Saturday The Evening Punk 4/7/01
Known Sex Offender
- pg. 2
Drummers: Sexiest Musicians?
- pg. 3
Who's the Comedian?
- pg. 5
Local Band Rips School a New Asshole
��The local punk band Sideproject took the Perry Hall Battle of the Bands by storm last nite. After their riveting performance, swarms of horny girls rushed the stage hoping to get a piece of them. The band barely escaped alive, managing to fight off the pre-teen girls with cans of industrial pepper spray, and by asuring them that the bassist, Gabe Reichenbach, was in fact gay.

Teens Caught in Drug Bust
The three punks were apprehended near Perry Hall High School late Friday night. They were charged with selling a cocaine-like substance to patrons of the PH Battle of Bands. Police later discovered that it was in fact crushed up Smarties rather than cocaine.
Eighteen year-old Rob Perry was beaten by police after trying to resist arrest. He was taken to Franklin Square Medical Center, and is in critical condition.
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