“I’m sitting on a sofa
In the middle of a crowded Westside
Dreaming of melted chocolate swirling around my mouth
Maybe some almonds in the centre

I’m sitting on a sofa
And if another person steps on my foot again
I’m going to cry
And then I’m going to go ballistic
On their ass

I’m sitting on a sofa
Watching chicks run around
SMS alerts ringing 
Back and forth with asses hanging out
Of skin tight jeans 
Some genius dude invented

I’m sitting on a sofa
There's this girl with pink platforms
On the far side of the sitting room
She’s ten years old
Sitting in the corner Wet eyed
Looking at the Barbie collection
Eyeing, cringing for the stewardess Barbie
Who comes with a free Ken doll 
And an extra Uniform for only 99 bucks
That her dad  won't buy

I’m sitting on a sofa
Talking to a five year old
He won’t listen
Kids these days won’t believe a thing you say
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
He screams refusing to accept a word I say
I am superman right?”