Whats the only thing dummer then a blonde? 2 blondes
A blonde walks into an apliance store and syas "How much is that T.V.?" The salesman says "Im sorry, we don't sell to blondes". Insulted, the blonde goes home and puts on a brunet wig. She goes back to the store and goes to the same salesman and asks "How much is that T.V." The saleman says "Im sorry, we don't sell to blondes". The blonde is confused (not a new feeling) about how the sales man knew she was a blonde, but shes to upset to think (likely excuse). she goes back a week later with pumps and a red head wig. she changes her voice and asks the same salesman "how much is that T.V.?" She says this with confidence that the sales man will sell it to her. Once again the sales man says "Im sorry, we don't sell to blondes." Now shes pissed. She rips of the wig and yells at the salesma "How the hell did you know i was a blonde?!?!" The sales man replies "Thats a toaster oven"
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
What 5 mile long and has the IQ of a ice box? A blonde parade
How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, they are very good screwers
A blonde and 2 brunets are stuck on a island. The first brunet swims 1/4 of the way to the shore, drowns and dies. The second brunet swims 1/2 way, drowns and dies. The blonde swims 3/4 of the way and swims back. She got tired.
Why did god create blondes? Because the sheep couldn't get the beer. Why did god create brunets? Cause the blondes couldn'y either.
I told a blonde that she was so stupid she'd fail an IQ test. She retorted "No I didn;'t, I got a 65." And even that surprised me.
A blonde and a brunet are watching the 10:00 news. Theres a man on a building about to jump. The brunet says to the blonde, "I bet you 5 bucks that he jumps." The blonde retorts "I bet you 10 bucks he wont." As they watch the man eventually jumps from the building. The blonde pays up and is about to leave when the brunet says, "I cant take this money, I saw it on the 6:00 news." The blonde says, "So did I. I didn't think he'd do it twice."