LYRICS

80's metal
by
Roy

80's metal is cool as shit
i like dio and ozzy
it rocks hard
so does Motorhead there dirty
Being dirty is cool
Iron maiden rocks to motherfucker
yeah thats right
Maiden rocks
So does Judas priest
The painkiller album
is there best one every song rules on it
But i bet your a pussy so don't listen to it

ABTROALM
by
mike

i was sleepin in a fold out couch
and suddenly i was awakened by the rustling of a large man
he was large and was rustling papers
he was chewin on creal very loudly
i think he even burped a few times
he turned on the tv
and started fuckin chompin chips
he was tryin to awaken me
i know it
he was makein alot of fuckin noise

Al friden
by
Roy

Daaaaaaaaalllllllll
Al's cool as shit
HE wears ramones shirts
and likes the misfits
i saw him at the samhain show
He still wears converse
and he has facial hair
DAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLL
daaaaaaalllll
daaaalll
daaaalllll

Angry Fat people
By
Roy

Angry Fat people
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Just sayin that makes me laugh
just imagine lookin at one
i know you'd laugh to
neck vains bludging
fatness overwhelming
Sweating Perfusly
Mad as fuck
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Angry Fat people
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Bending over the olson twins
By
Roy and Paul

I wanna rape the olson twins
and i know i'm not the only one
I'm fuckin serious
They hot as fuck
Does that make me a Phedophile
Fuck it i don't care
I am a pedophile so fuck you
I like making out with minors
But i really just wanna rape the olson twins
And make mary kate watch me rape ashley
And then jerk off to full house re-runs
So fuck you

Campfires songs suck
by
roy

Campfire songs suck
listen to this music
pretty gay huh
sounds campfireish to me
I could see Vandresen
strumming this and singing
Lesbian sea gull
that song is kinda funny tho
But it should be metal
(Solo)
Campfire Songs suck

Cats
by
roy

Cats suck
i fuckin hate them
they never listen
stupid bitches
They try to act cute and innocence
and i just want to kick them
and laugh as they limp away
then catch them and kick them again
if you rub tooth paste on there gums
they foam at the mouth
and you can laugh at that to

Decapatating Border Jumpers
By
Roy

I was on my way to school and suddednly
i thought how funny if would be to
decapatate a border jumper
so i drove to the boarder and waited
I first border jumper that crossed i decapatated
I nearly pissed my pants
The look on his face was Priceless
So i waited around for some more laughs
i decapatated about 17 more and got hungry
so i went and ate tacos
olay

Flannal Shirts
By
Roy

Flannal shirts
Flannal shirts
This song is about flannal shirts
There cool as fuck
especially when they flap behind you
they suck buttoned up all the way
they need to flap in the wind like a cape
cause capes are cool to
God damn it i need to go buy some flannal
I Had a cool one but i left it in virginia
Damn it

Foreign Shit sucks
By
Roy

foreign shit sucks
Its all werid and stupid
They can't even speak english like normal poeple
How fuckin stupid is that
They even have stupid letters in there alphabets
Dumb ass foreign retards
Nothing foreign is cool
Especially in 3rd world countries
they suck the worst
i also hate soccer
cause its foreign
It fuckin sucks

Fuck everything
by
roy

Fuck Everything
Everything Sucks
Fuck Cops
Fuck Pussies
Fuck Wiggers
Fuck Everything
Everything sucks
Fuck Limp bizcut
Fuck Ravers
Fuck Hippys
Fuck everything
Everything sucks
Fuck Boy Bands
Fuck Rollerbladers
Fuck Forgein people
Fuck everything
Everything sucks
Fuck Music
Fuck This Song
And Fuck you

Gay Car
by
Roy

I saw this fuckin pussy with a euroed out car
it had a big wing on the back
and stupid fuckin stickers on it
the muffler was big
and he was blasting rap like it was cool
I want to beat his face in
and kick dents in the car
and laugh and the blood on his face
and the dents in his car
and then blast
Northeren Impaled Moon Forest
on his stupid System
He fuckin sucked

i saw this show called guniess records
by mike

i was watchin tv and this show came on
it was called guniess world records
it fuckin rocked
it had large hairry men gut barging
and other cool shit
it fuckin rocked
that show fuckin rules
it fuckin rules ok
and so does gut barging
the host was the only thing that sucked
he was a fuckin pussy
he had short geled hair
he fuckin sucked

Hate mail rules
by
Roy

Hate mail rules
I fucking love it
Read my guest book
ITs funny
I have Hate mail
we signed bands guestbooks and told them they sucked
Just so we could get hate mail
WE're cool as fuck
But not as cool as Hate Mail

Huge Pants
by
roy and mike

Fuck i saw this guy with big pants
and i wanted to kill him
they were fuckin jncos
stupid pussy
he listened to slipknot i know it
i fuckin know it
i want to rip up his pants and make a noose
and watch him hang from his fuckin huge pants
he fuckin sucked
he wore jncos

I saw a guy
By
Roy

I saw a guy with a limp bizcut shirt
He sucked
I saw a guy with a gold chain
He fuck sucked
I saw a guy with a honda civic
He was a pussy
I saw a guy hair gel
I just laughed at him
I saw a guy with combat boots
He was cool as shit
I saw a guy with tight jeans
He kicked ass
I saw a guy with a Full johnny t-shirt
I think he was fuckin retarded

I wanna be a lumber jack
By
Roy

I wanna be a Lumberjack
I swear to god
There so fuckin cool
I want to fuckin hack trees
And wear Stihl shirts
And get paid to use a chainsaw
I'd even log roll for fun
I want cool boots
And a sharp axe
I now i could win the Lumberjack championships
On espn
I wanna be a FUckin lumber jack

Gross Smells
By
Roy

Gross smells are cool as shit
They make me sick to my stomach
but i laugh anyway
its funny as shit
Just imagine what this smells like
(Fart Noise)
Yeah i bet your fuckin pukin
that was fuckin smelly
Smell my lingering farts
WHIFF!!!

matt perry's toilet is cool
by
roy
Matt's toilet take one
Matt perry's toilet is cool as shit
its green
and its sqaure
and it has massive flushing power
and it fits your ass nicely
i fuckin love it
i wish i was there now cause i have to dump
my toilet sucks
its pussy
it hardly has any flush power
it sucks
i wish i had matts toilet

Peta Sucks
by
Roy

People for the Ethical Treatment of animals is stupid
their just a bunch of stupid fuckin tree huggers
animals don't have rights
and they should be beatin
especally cats
I like to eat sloppy meat products
vegatarians suck
eating dead animals is cool as shit
i fuckin love it
I want to mail Peta some roadkill in a box
and put a picture of me running it over in with it
and a note that says "Fuck You HA HA HA HA HA"

Punching fat chicks
By
Roy

Punching Fat chicks is cool
I laugh my ass off
Its like punching a wad of chewing gum
your arm sinks right in
Its so fuckin funny
i want to punch all fat chicks
just cause there fat
and then run away cause there to fat to catch me
how funny is that i'm fuckin weepin at the thought
It Kills me

Raves are Stupid
by
Roy

RAVES SUCK!!!
Raves are stupid
Anybody whos been to a rave is stupid
the word rave is stupid
glow sticks are stupid
Techno is stupid
Big pants are stupid
Dancing is stupid
DJ's are stupid
Large groups of people are stupid
Pacifiers are stupid to
I bet all these faggets shop at gadzooks

Smelly Armpits
By
Roy and Mike

Smelly armpits are cool
They fuckin smell
And their sweaty
especalliy if their hairy
and they leave green stains on your shirt
But you always smell it anyway
eventhough you know it smells like butt crevis
you can't resist the smell of smelly armpits
motherfucker

Steven's wooden spoon
By
Roy

Steven's Wooden spoon is cool as fuck
He carved it himself
And its made of Cherry
Hes also Making a Challice
Challices kick ass
HEs gonna chug Chilled Liquor
out of it
Its sterling silver
When its done were gonna feast on
Beef stew and chilled liquor
Then hes making a broad sword

The most annoying song ever
By
Roy

I bet you thought anything by godsmack was the most annoying song ever
your fuckin wrong as shit this is
listen to it
its fuckin crap
i only wrote this song to suck
it bet you hate it
well fuck you i wrote it to piss you off
is it working
i bet it is
IT's even pissing me off
i hope your ears bleed and you never want to hear this again
(cool pinch harmonic)
cause this is the most annoying song ever
it sucks
just listen to it
its so horrible

TV sucks
by Roy

TV sucks
I fuckin hate it
Except of the guiness show
That show fuckin rules
But all other shows suck
There boring
And the piss me off

Wiggers
By
Roy

Wiggers are the most retarded thing ever
i fuckin hate them
They should all wear ripped jeans and headbang
and break there tupac cds
and only listen to Slayer
Rap music in general pretty much sucks
Rap leads to dancing
And dancing is about the same thing as Down sydrome
You look and act retarded
Unless its moshing than its cool
word

wuss's of destruction
by
roy and some guy at the six feet under show

Wuss's of destruction
yyyyeeeeooooooowwwww
HAIR METAL
MOTHERFUCKER
YYYYEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWW
Wuss's of destruction
I ONLY WROTE THIS SONG SO I COULD SCREAM THIS
WUSS'S OF DESTRUCTIONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
YYYYEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW
DESTRUCTION