| Residential Non-Virgin |
| Yes people it's official. Your favorite residential virgin has finally been popped by some girl on the 13th of September 2003. CONGRATULATIONS RV |
| Ask the residential virgin anything you can think of . Just remember to give me your name, be it actual or fictional with your question. |
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| Questions and Answers |
| Q: When was the last time you masturbated? How often do you masturbate? - crazyfool805 A: This morning and on an average of once a day. Q: Are you really a virgin, and may I please help you not be? A: Let me think about my past relationships.......Yep I'm a virgin. Let me check my date book and get back to you on that. If I had a little more information on you maybe we'll see what turns up. Q: Do you like monkeys? A: Yes I like monkeys. I want to buy/steal a monkey and teach it to smoke. I think I'll call him "The Chicken" so when he is bad I can choke "The Chicken" or spank the monkey, whatever comes first. Q: Playr 1 here, Do I need to teach your ass to get laid, or are you gay? A: Well you learn something new everyday. So I'm up for some lessons. For the other part of that question, there is only one way to find out.......wink, wink. Q: Kris from comingsoon.net here. Do you think a race of super intelligent chimps is planning to take over the world as we speak? A world gone mad perhaps? A: Yes I certainly do. In that world we don't spank the monkey the monkey spanks us. From what I heard the first ones to go is the virgins...........aw shit! I guess when that happens we're going to have to cancel this page. Q: If your that bothered about being a virgin just spend money on a prostitute. Problem solved!!! A: I would get a prostitute, but I'm a cheap person. Sometimes I'm even cheaper than a Jew (No offense my step dad is a Jew). So if you don't have to pay something why bother? Titties and Beer........sorry that song just popped in my head. Q: Have you ever thought of just going up to a girl and clubbing her across the head and draggin her to your room by pulling her hair like they did in the "Cave man" days? A: I have thought about it, but the girls always beat me to the hit. They club, knock me out, then tape me to a chair with rubber tits on. They they proceed to laugh and take pictures of me. It's not all that bad, till they tease the crap out of me when they get naked and start going at it......and I don't have a free hand to anything about it |
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| Q: Smokie - Do you think that cabbage should be forced on our children? A: I think you have your kids try it at first, if they don't like it then don't force it. But you should force kids to watch porn. Everyone loves porn, plus you don't have to sit down and talk about. Just show them a movie and they will learn everything they need to know. Q: Playr 1 here again, now that your cherry has been popped how often do you find yourself wanting to have it popped again? A: Not very, Internet porn is the best, but I got some offers from where I am from. SO we'll see what happens. |
