| In this magical place of walden a little benny boy was threatened by toothless hicks. Btwn shopping for the best cheese in the world, ben was made to eat dust by these toothless wonders as well as their own toe cheese that sprouted in the crevaces of their toes and toe nails. After ben peed his pants and his moms underwear he was wearing. the bullies left him alone b/c they remembered that they had to run home and wash their own moms droopy draws. Ben was sick and tired of being picked on and picking toe cheese, so when he came across a small shop, which signs stated "never lose again" he entered. the shop keeper listened to bens problems and offered a solution. he told ben to learn the ancient art of farting on 'Q', this method always reppelled bullys form picking on the shop keeper, after alll his name was melvin and he resembled a goats ass, so this trick came in handy. the trick was also useful for keeping his hidous wolfish wife from having the erge to go near him, which was wonderful for the shop keeper since he only married her for her meatball soup. well stupid ben couldnt catch on to this easy fool proof technique so the shop keeper gave up and offered ben an easy solution. he sold ben the deaTH condom (in exchange for a night with bens horse of a mom). . it was magnificent it sparkled in the sun light, ben never saw anything like it (this is not surprising since ben never got laid b/c...welll.... lets just say i have taken craps prettier then ben. ben did not no how to use this object but he was so happy he stupidly ran outa the store with out asking how it would solve anything. ben realised he didn t know what to do with it and when he tried to return to the store , it had vanished, so ben cried the whole way home. the next day ben was once again harrased by these bullys, he cried and peed his pants again . ben then he remember what was in his pants (no not that you perv!). he took out his magical condom ,a voice in his head told him to reach far down into the condom , that the force was with him ...yadda yadda. ben did so and pulled out a 8 ft splintered paddle and a cowboy hat. he now knew aexactly what to do, he spanked these bulleys, put on his hat and condom and rode them home tap that ass ben , good and hard !1 i mean oops , sorry ehem......ben was never ever lonely again the end. |
| death, condom, pee's pants, ben, art, cheese, walden (my idea) |
| ben, i'm truly sorry for this, it's an old story i've come across |