"Do not shut love out of your life by saying it is impossible to find."
"When things go wrong, don't go with them."
"It's easy to fall in love with someone - but it's hard to find someone who will catch you when you fall."
"Don't give up if there is still something to give."
"Obstacles come when you lose sight of your goals."
"A light hand is one which never feels the contact of the bit with the bars."
"Nothing is harder to do gracefully than getting off your high horse."
"A pony is a childhood dream. A horse is an adulthood treasure."
"Love is like a rose, beautiful while in bloom, but doesn't last forever."
"Do not fear tomorrow, for I have seen yesterday and I love today."
"To be great, is to be misunderstood."
"It's better to be pissed off then pissed on"
"The more you talk about how others are, the more others learn about how you are."
"The grass is always greener on the other side - they use more manure."
"After all is said and done, alot more will be said than done."
"No one gets to old to learn a new way of being stupid."
"People who claim that little things don't bother them, have never slept in a room with a single mosquito."
***You can never be sure of how many beers you had last night***
"Assumption is the mother of all screw-ups."
"Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you do it again."
"When you finally think you've hit rock bottom, someone tosses you a shovel."
"If it happens, it must be possible."
"If it jams - force it
If it breaks - it needed replacing anyways."
"When the going gets tough, everyone leaves."
"If you thought yesterday was bad, wait till you see what happens today."
"Never insult an alligator until you've crossed the river."
"People with believe anything if you whisper it."
"There is nothing more satisfying then having someone take a shot at you and miss."
"You can't polish a turd."
"It's not good enough to be good when you have the ability to be better."
"Never retreat. Never explain. Get it done and let them howl."
"There's not much help you can offer, shitting is one thing the rich have to do for themselves."
"You can't run with the big dogs if you pee like a puppy."
"Common sense is not so common."
"Pain is weakness leaving the body."
"Light travels faster than sound. Some people appear bright until you hear them speak."
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