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Girl : Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he's a chicken!
Doctor: How long has this been going on?
Girl : About a year.
Doctor: Wow! Why didn't you tell me sooner?
Girl : Because we needed the eggs!
Tzyy Relax Corner Joke� serial no. 0002 hot new
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office.
He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?"
She replied, "Im having a baby."
With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?"
She said, "He sure is."
Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?"
She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby."
With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked...
"Then why did you eat him?"
Tzyy Relax Corner Joke� serial no. 0003 hot new
A doctor tells his patient -
"I've got some good news and I've got some bad news for you".
So, the patient asks, "What's the good news, Doc?"
And the doctor says, "They're going to name a disease after you!"