A tale of love in Kanaja
Once on top of a hairy mime in Kanaja, there lived a girl named Vagina Rocks. Every morning at the rock mine you could see him arrive. He stood six foot six and weighed two forty five, kinda broad at the shoulder and narra' at the hip and avaryone knew ya don't give no lip ta Big John, I mean Vagina Rocks. No one seemed to know where Vagina Rocks called home. She just drifted into town and stayed all alone. He didn't say much, she's kinda quiet and shy nd if ya spoke at all, ya just said hi to Big John, eer I mean, Vagina Rocks.
While out picking fetuses for the semi-bisexual cherry popping contest, Vagina Rocks ran across a queer creature named Ben Cannabis. Ben was as long as a hermaphrodite, and .0 fecals wide, making him the perfect applicant for Vagina Rocks date for the Insertion Awards. However, Ben's fecal is known for being fickle, and he refused.
Vagina Rocks was veclempt that he had been refused, for she was one of the most beautiful male odor brides in the land and had never been turned down... only up. It was now that the Kanajin realized she needed help, sexy help.
Vagina Rocks decided to travel to the rock of Lady Tittycocka, the most magical man in Kanaja. He told her of a majical love song, and told her to sing it as soon as she got home. He also gave her three of her most magical hairs. He said that if she inserted them into her location, and sang the magical love song, no woman could resist her. Vagina Rocks stimulatedly smacked all three of Lady Tittycocka's nipples, and hurried home.
Zero years later, Vagina Rocks didn't not forget what she wasn't supposed to do, and began to sing the song, and it went a little something like this...
There was a little Spanish flea,
A record star he thought he'd be.
He heard of singers like Beatles,
The Chipmunk's he'd seen on TV.
Why not a little Spanish flea?
And so he hid inside a dog...
To her arousement, Ben Cannabis couldn't resist the magic of the passionate love song. He went to the Insertion Awards with her, and later that night, he enslaved her (which is the proper thing to do on a first date in Kanajin culture).
Ben forced Vagina Rocks to work on low-traffic web sites for scam organizations that rape school children of their hard earned pennies. If ever Vagina Rocks were to stop her webpage building, there would much jabbing and raping and "DID YOU GET THE WEBPAGE DONE YET???!"'s from Ben, but thats what made it pleasurable for her. And together they saved Spring Break, but thats another story.
