By Stephanie
Grace: Oh Sam! I have your favorite desert ready!
Sam: (Oh no not again!) OK Grace dear!
Grace: I was thinking that we should stop by at our dear friend, Ivy�s house!
Sam: oh yes we should! I mean OK.
Grace: I made some tomato soup cake for her and Julian too, since they couldn�t get enough of it last time.
Sheridan: Why do you have to be such a bastard?!
Luis: Why are you so bitchy?
Sheridan: Cause I can�t get enough of seeing you naked!
Luis: In that case, I would like to take you up on that offer of seeing those "goodies" Again!
Sheridan: Is that so Officer?
Luis: Why do you always question me, and call me officer?
Sheridan: Why am I always the pigheaded one?
Theresa: Oh Ethan I love you!
Ethan: What? Oh, I love you too!
Theresa: I have waited so long to hear you say those things!
Ethan: I love Gwen too!
Theresa: What?! Noooooooooooooooooooooo
(Theresa Cries)
Ethan: Theresa, don�t cry, I love you too!
Theresa: OK, when do we get married?
Ethan: I am still in love with Gwen. I need to choose whom to marry first
Theresa: You don�t love me. That is it. Why don�t you just say it?
Ethan: I love you Theresa!
Pierre: Kill Sheridan
Hank: I can�t I love her.
Pierre: Kill Sheridan!
Hank: Why don�t you kill her yourself?!
Pierre: Kill Sheridan!
Hank: What is up with you?
Pierre: Kill Sheridan, Kill Sheridan, Kill Sheri���..
(All these springs pop out of him because he is a robot)
Hank: Oh thank God, I am off the hook!
Roger: Kill Sheridan or I will kill you!
Hank: Leave me alone I want nothing to do with you.
Roger: Kill Sheridan or I will kill you, and your family!
Hank: NO! I love Sheridan!
Whitney: Chad, I love tennis!
Chad: You love me!
Whitney: I love Tennis!
Chad: You love me!
Whitney: I can only love Tennis!
Chad: you love me!
Whitney: I love Tennis (kisses Chad)
Chad: You love me! You really love me!
Whitney: No I love tennis! Not you, Tennis!
(They rip each other�s clothes off and get it on, while screaming)
Chad: You love me!
Whitney: I don�t love you Chad, I love Tennis!
Theresa: Oh, Ethan: I love you!
Ethan: (kissing Gwen) What?
Theresa: How could you? You said you loved me and not that chipmunk!
(Theresa passes out)
Ethan: I love you Theresa!
Theresa: Oh Ethan, I knew you would come to me!
Gwen: Mother! Your plan didn�t work!
Rebecca: oh Julian, I see you are happy to see me!
Julian: Oh this? This is a newspaper!
Rebecca: (Purrs)
Julian: Oh Becky! Purrrrrrrrr baby! Purrrrrrrrrrrrr�
Gwen: Oh Mother. Get your hands off of �little Julian� or whatever you two call it!
Rebecca: Gwwwennnnn?!
Julian: What on earth is going on here?
Gwen: Mother, that half-breed took Ethan away from me again!
Rebecca: Gwen, please. What on earth are you talking about?
Gwen: It is useless, Julian will never adopt Ethan, and I will never be his wife, or become a Crane!
Julian: What is this I am hearing? Oh Rebecca, I need to relieve some of this �stress� Help me?
Gwen: Oh that is so gross!
Sheridan: I want you Luis
Luis: I want you too!
Sheridan: Oh Luis, I didn�t know it was that small!
Luis: You have seen it many times before what makes you see it as small?
Sheridan: It is just so tiny! (She laughs)
Luis: Sheridan, you are so mean! I just got out of the pool that is why
Sheridan: Oh is that why? I didn�t know it did that. I just thought they only could get bigger!
Luis: You are so stupid!
Sheridan: Get out of here!
Luis: (standing out in the living room- Naked)
(Theresa and Ethan walk in)
Theresa: Oh Luis, I just�.. ohhhhhhh, just got out of the pool huh?
Ethan: What are you doing? Oh, I am sorry Luis, Sheridan can be mean about those things. Where are your clothes?
Luis: (trying to find a blanket and very embarrassed.) In her room! She is being so dumb
Theresa: Well, Ethan and me are getting married!
Luis: What?! Fine OK.., I need some clothes, I am getting really cold!
Ethan: Well, as a man too, I understand, let me get the clothes from her room.
(Ethan walks into Sheridan�s room, where she is playing with a dildo.
Ethan: Oh, Sheridan, I am sorry, I didn�t�
Sheridan: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh�. What is this? Can�t I have some privacy in my own cottage?
Luis: (runs in Sheridan�s room after hearing her scream)
Ethan: I would get out if I were you!
Luis: Ok
Ethan: Sheridan, what?
Sheridan: Ethan. Oh I just couldn�t take it anymore. I need Luis so bad, that, well I had no choice.
Ethan: He is out in the living room NAKED! What do you mean you had no choice?
Luis: What is going on in there? Let me in!
Ethan: Luis, Just a minute.
Sheridan walks out, with Ethan behind.
Ethan: (waves Luis over to him)
Luis: What happened?
Ethan: This. (shows lLuis the dildo)
Luis: That is why she thought I was so small. This thing is HUGE
Ethan: You�re telling me. Why do girls own there things?
Theresa: Sheridan, what happened?
Sheridan: Well, I couldn�t wait any longer, I needed some, stimulation, and well, your brother was too small at the moment, and well, Ethan saw me with a dildo.
Theresa: Oh I know what you mean. I saw Ethan once when he was done swimming. I almost stopped loving him, because he was too small at the moment. But I got him to grow.
Sheridan: well I was just so anxious. Why am I telling you this anyways?
Julian: Tomato soup cake? Oh Grace you shouldn�t have.
Grace: It was my pleasure!
Sam: Ivy, I love you! I want you!
Grace: Sam!
Julian: It�s ok Grace! We can leave them alone, and go upstairs!
Grace: Oh, I would love a tour of the mansion!
Julian: On second thought, I don�t think we should. Pilar hasn�t cleaned up.
Grace: I know you want to go to your room silly! I just said that so that Sam wouldn�t get suspicios. He thinks I am an angel!
Julian: I always knew the quiet ones were the best!
(They laugh and head upstairs with the tomato soup cake!)
Kay: I love you Miguel!
Miguel: You are such a good friend!
Charity: Oh , no�
Miguel: What is it Charity? Another Vision?
Charity: Miguel! No, don�t sleep with Kay!
Miguel: I love you Charity! What are you talking about?
Kay: She is whacked! I love you Miguel. Sleep with me!
Miguel: In a minute Kay. I want to know what Charity sees.
Charity: Oh yes! Hank I love you!
Miguel: You have some problems!
Kay: Let�s go Miguel! Let�s make love. I love you!
Miguel: Oh Kay! You are such a good friend!
THE END! Or is it?!