(A Passions Parody by Teresa).
note: This fan fic is about me (Teresa) and what it would be like to experience the world of Harmony, through my eyes.. Remember its a parody! =)
Disclaimer: I am NO WAY affiliated with JER, Passions, NBC, NBC Experience Store in NYC, Kasey- shes my friend and the owner of the site!, nor any of the characters in Passions.. I'm just borrowing them ok? Please don't sue me... I need my $$!!!!
Rating: It's not that sexual.. a few kisses here and there... I'd give it a PG-13 =)
It was a beautiful Spring day in New York City. Stolling along Battery Park, with my good friend Kasey, who was visiting from Texas.. We got into a discussion about today's show of our favorite soap opera "Passions".
Me: "Wasn't today's episode great? I wish Luis would propose to Sheridan already!"
Kasey : "I know right! Sheridan and Luis should get married, their so perfect for each other."
Me: "Awww I know!, How cool would it be to actually live in Harmony... It would be awesome.. and being next door neighbor's with Luis Lopez-Fitgerald! *sigh* He's so dreamy"
Kasey: "Tell me about it! He is so yummy! I'd love to make hot monkey love to him!
Teresa: "Ditto to that! Hey whats that?"
I looked from afar and began to run to see what was a wishing well, rather odd for a well to be in the middle of Battery Park....
Kasey: "Oh cool a wishing well, make a wish!"
Teresa: "Ok"
I looked for a penny, closed my eyes and made my wish in my head, and threw the penny into the well.
"I wish I lived in the soap opera town Harmony"
*Harmony, New England*
Tabitha: Well Well Tim Tim, you hear that? Our little Theresita has a little wish, to visit our town of Harmony.
Timmy: Theresa Lopez-Fitzgerald? But princess.. she already lives in Harmony! Timmy is confused!...
Tabitha: No Tim Tim, her name is Teresa, she lives in New York City, and she is in for the surprise of her life.
Timmy: What are you gonna do Tabby?
Tabitha: Shush you worthless piece of plastic! I'm about to create a spell
demons of hell hear my plead
bring Teresa here to me
into the town of Harmony
spend a day
to my dismay
but forever
you will stay!
to break this spell
to say farewell
a lovers kiss
will bring you true bliss
you shall return
back to where you came
nothing you shall recall
so I wont take the blame
Tim: Good spell princess! How about we send Fluffy to New York, you know like a trade? I hope shes pretty, Timmy can use a hot babe around... ::grins::
Tabitha: ::laughs:: What about Charity and the Angel Girl?”
Timmy: Hey... Timmy could use all the company that comes.
Tabitha: WILL YOU STOP TALKING IN THE THIRD PERSON???
*Back in New York*
As the penny fell down the well, I started feeling a little dizzy...all of a sudden everything went black, as I collapsed to the floor. I regained consciousness, when I realized I wasn't in New York anymore...
The fires of hell surrounded me, as I looked around and saw no other than Charity Standish, pleading for her life
Charity: MMMIIIGGGGUUEEELLL!!!!!! SAVE ME!!!! IT'S SOO HOOTT IN HHHEERREE ::she rubs her arms uncontrollably::
Me: CHARITY?? What am I doing in hell, I'm not that much of a bad person... and if your hot why are you rubbing your arms like your cold?
Charity: MIGUEL! YOUR MY ONLY HOPE NO I WONT LET THEM TAKE ME!!!
Me: Hello? Little miss blondie damsel in distress wannabe, I'm talking to you?
Charity: ::gets very impatient and lets out a heart wrenching scream:: MIGUEL YOU MORON!! IS IT SO HARD FOR YOU TO GET ME OUT OF HELL? I'M LIKE GONNA BURN AND STUFF!!!
Me: Geesh... someone needs some midol..
The next thing I knew something pulled me out of the fiery flames of hell.. a pair of muscular well built arms pulled me close as the dark haired hottie pulled me into a deep passionate kiss.. his arms gripped tightly around my waist as I returned the kiss... I wonder who I'm kissing.... I broke the kiss
Me: ::out of breath:: Wow... Oh My Goshies.. Miguel?
Miguel: CHARITY CHARITY? SHES ALI- wait.. your... not...Ch- Ch- Charity
Me: No sh*t sherlock, do I look like a blonde bimbo to you?
Miguel: Oh no! My Charity I HAVE TO SAVE HER! I MUST ABSOLUTELY POSITIVELY MUST SAVE HER! ::he runs into the portal of hell, when it turns back into her closet:: Whoa dude.. that hurt ::he faints::
Me: Loser...
Kay, Jessica, Reese, and Simone just stare blankly at Miguel
Me: Aren't you gonna call 911?
Reese: According to my calculations supernatural injuries are incurable by human technicalities, it is impossible to heal Miguel's wounds.
Me: WHAT?!?!?
Reese: Do I look like a doctor to you? Miguel is like a superdude... whenever hes hurt, POOF hes healed
Jessica: Oh Reese your so smart ::gives googly eyes at Reese::
Reese: I know ::snorts:: Oh Jess ::he pulls Jess close, as they tumble on Charity's bed and start making out ::
Me: Ew... Hey Kay.. even though your like crazy for Miguel, isn't he your boyfriend? Did you know without the glasses and the geek apparel hes really hot
Kay: ::rubs her arms over and over as she looks all around her for Hecuba:: LIKE HECUBA? I LIKE WANT MY SOUL ITS MINES MINES MINES! ::whines even more:: IF LIKE I DONT LIKE GET MY SOUL, THEN LIKE I WONT LIKE GET MIGUEL AND THEN LIKE I'LL BE DOOMED! OH NO MIGUEL! IS HE LIKE HURT? WHO CARES I MUST LIKE GET MY SOUL BACK! HECUBA! LIKE WHERE CAN YOU BE? OH HECUBA HECUBA HECUBA!
Simone: ::twirling her hair staring into space,doesnt mutter a word, then silently walks away::
Me: What a bunch of looney teens... I'm starved...
I walked down stairs, into the Bennett living room, when this ray of bright light blinds me.. the Angel Girl approaches me
Me: Oh no, I'm doomed let me guess evil is gonna haunt me?
Angel Girl: Do not mock the power of goodness.. you will encounter many bizarre and strange things during your visit here in Harmony...
Me: :interrupting: how did I get here?
Angel Girl: You must fight the evil Teresa, if you want to return home you must..
Me: HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?
Angel Girl: I must go now, your a real b*tch, I'm outtie!
Me: Take about attitude..This is really really weird....
I finally make it to the kitchen, where I see Grace surrounded by millions of Tomato Soup Cakes, and poor Sam is stuck in a high chair, as Grace spoon feeds him tomato soup cake
Grace: You had an affair with Ivy, produced Ethan and you made me lose my baby!!!! If you want me back, your gonna have to shove this tomato soup cake down your throat until you vomit NOW EAT!
Sam: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: I think I lost my appetite....
I stormed out of the Bennett house, what a bunch of creepy loonatics.. I decided to take a stroll down at the wharf.. maybe I'll find Luis guarding duty, and he'll pull me into a kiss, thinking I'm Sheridan, hey if his brother thought I was a blonde Charity, he can confused a brunette/redhead for Sher right?
Unfortunetely.. no Luis... instead I got a Hank
Me: Hank.. is that you?
Hank: ::singing like a little kid:: Shes mines! Shes mines! Once I kill Luis for Big Al and Jules... she'll be mines!! MINES I TELL YA MINES!! Sheridan is mines!! na-na-na-na-na-na!
Me: YOUR GONNA KILL LUIS? NO WAY DUDE! Your not gonna lay your dirty paws on my hot tamale!
Hank: Who are you?
Me: I'm Teresa, don't ask how I got here..
Hank: Theresa... you don't look like Luis' little sister
Me: I'M NOT THERESA LOPEZ-FITZGERALD!!!!!
Hank: Wanna touch my sexy body and make out?
Me: Oh hell why not?
I had nothing better to do, and Hank (authors note Dalton Hank, not the new icky one!) was sorta cute, plus I couldn't find Luis anywhere... he layed me on the bench , caught up in passionate kisses, as his hands roamed my body, when we were interrupted, by something quite disturbing...
Beth: HANKIE!!!!!!!!!!!!! It was Beth...
Hank: Oh hey Beth!
Me: Oh happy day! It's the skank who cried "Hankie"
Beth: Who are you?
Hank: It's Theresa, Luis' little sister
Beth: LUIS! LUIS! WHERES LUIS?
Me: I'M NOT HIS LITTLE SISTER!
Hank: Oh dude... I just made out with Luis' little sister.. he'll have me skinned.. hey Beth, wanna make out then head to Dairy Delight?
Beth: ::thinks for a really long time, twirling her hair:: OK!
Me: McFarlands is better!!! No fair... Hank was a really good kisser.. stupid Beth always kills the moment...
I continued my journey through the small town of Harmony... when I got the weirdest craving for Chinese food, so I found the infamous Sally' Chinese restaurant
Sally: HEELLOO! Welcome to Sally's Chinese Resturaunt! Would you like to take the love noodle test that never fails????
Me: Umm.. no thanks.. as you can tell, I'll be dining for one today
Sally: You must take the love noodle test bay aw oy mein!!! (authors note- thanks to my friend Angela for the chinese translation of bring me the love noodle)
Me: Am I speaking gibberish?? How can I take a love noodle test if I have no significant other... hey are Sheridan and Luis here??
Sally: Oh no! I'm so sorry they just left... THEY RUINED MY TRADITION THE NOODLE WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BREAK IT WAS NOT MY FAULT!!!!!!!!! Would you like to take the test now???
Me: Bring on the damn noodle.. ::mutters:: If It will get you to keep your trap shut..
So I ate the damn noodle, she was happy that I passed the love noodle test.
Sally: Would you like today's specialty.. meow sak mout special! (that means cat food special)
Me: Who does this lady think she is? Doesn't she know that I know chinese thanks for my friend Angela? I don't want her cat food special, what do I look like, and idiot? Why am I talking to myself? Damn soap opera people talking to themselves! At least she didn't hear me.... No thank you.. I think I'll pass... I need to find Sheridan and Luis
Sally: Fine.. that will be $29.95 for the love noodle
Me: Excuse me? I won't pay $30 bucks for a stupid noodle!!! You must be crazy... *idea*
*talking to myself once again* If I said I was Theresa.. she'll give me the noodle on the house... I mean everyone thinks I'm Theresa today... It's worth a shot
Me: Sally! It's Theresa Lopez-Fitzgerald! You can't charge me, because I'm too sweet and innocent and I have no money even though I wear designer clothes, that's why my family is so poor!
Sally: THERESA!!!!!! I'm so sorry!!!! Have a fortune cookie!
Me:::sarcastically, yet cheerfully:: Gee Thanks!
I opened my cookie
You will encounter many strange things in your trip to Harmony
Me: Oh yeah, how'd the cookie know I was in Harmony?
The cookies message changed
BECAUSE I HECUBA WILL DESTROY (turn to other side) ALL THINGS THAT ARE GOOD!
Me: Right.... like I'm good... spare me ::grins devilishly:: Once I get my hooks on Luis... I won't be that innocent... muhahahaha Damn.. gotta find him!
As Sally went over to agonize and torture some other poor couple with her infamous love noodle, I managed to sneak out of there... I saw this peculiar old lady talking to her doll... when I knew who it was... none other than.. Timmy and Tabby!
Tabitha: TIMMY! We must get that damn genie bottle before Hecuba ruins us.. even though it doesn't matter, its not like we serve any purpose.. I spend my days wandering this pathetic town, powerless to corrupt people's lives while SHE has all the fun... Damn you Timmy this is all your fault!
Timmy: Timmy's fault? Tabitha is the one who dropped it in the water... What are you talking about being powerless? What about Teresa? Bringing her to Harmony.. Timmy wants his hot babe and a Martimmy could do too!
Me: Excuse me.. First of all, dont give me that bull about your doll not talking... I know it talks, it lives and it drinks martimmy's, and second of all... what about bringing me to Harmony? Are you the one who brought me here?
Tabitha: Timmy is nothing but a hunk of plastic see? ::Takes Timmy and starts stepping on it:: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR SPEAKING IN THE THIRD PERSON!!
Me: You b*tch!!! Your hurting him!
Timmy: You can say that again... wow... are you Teresa?
Me: That's my name don't wear it out
Timmy: What's cooking good looking? Coffee, Tea or Timmy?
Me: ::laughing:: You are such a doll! Excuse the pun... ::kisses timmy on the cheek::
Timmy: Timmy has died and gone to heaven
Tabitha: Oh curses.. Let's go Timmy, we have work to do
Timmy: NO! Bye Teresa... Remember be careful what you ::Tabitha covers his mouth before he has a chance to say anything else
Me: What? Arg... Tabitha is abusing that poor doll.. Oh god... now I'm concerned about the well being of a doll... Ok reality check... SHUIS! That's who I'm looking for...
I started walking around, when I found the Lopez-Fitzgerald residence.. before I entered for some odd reason, my clothes changed.. I arrived in a pair of flaired jeans and a turquoise halter, my wavy reddish brunette ringlets fell upon on my shoulders... ... but now I was wearing a short low cut Strappy v-neck cotton knit eyelet red dress (authors note- if you go to Delias.com, look at the allie eyelit dress.. thats the dress I'm talking about.. but in red :) ok cont..) my long hair was perfectly straightened, and my makeup, professionally done for some reason made me look stunning, as if I wasn't already (authors note- haha I'm not that conceited, trust me) So I was a knock out... why did my clothes change? Don't ask me...
I knocked on the door...
Pilar: PALOMA? AYE DIOS MIO! DONDE TU ESTABA? MI PALOMA!! (translation: Oh My god! Where where you? My Paloma!)
Me: Yo no soy Paloma... me llamo Teresa.. oh goshies, you speak english (translation- I am not Paloma, my name is Teresa)
Pilar: You are not my precious Theresita!
Theresa: ::head pops up after making out with Ethan: Did you call me Mama?
Pilar: Theresita! Your sister has returned from..err..umm... she's home!
Me: Look PEE-LAR that is fun to say haha, I'm not Paloma, my name is Teresa
Ethan: THERESA? THERESA? WHERE HAVE YOU GONE MY INNOCENT BEAUTIFUL ILLEGAL CINDERELLA WANNABE! YOUR PRINCE CHARMING AWAITS YOU!
Me: Oh no... its no other than Ethan Crane...errr Bennett
From behind, the nincompoop Ethan, who can't tell his fiancee from me.. takes me from behind, pulling me into a passionate kiss.. roaming his hands all over my body as Theresa watched in tears, Pilar warning her about Ethan finding out about Theresa knowing about Ethan's true paternity.. Might I add, Ethan was a pretty good kisser.. I've been kissed by Harmony's finest all day... He broke the kiss and looked into my eyes when....
Ethan: ::pauses to think:: Your not Theresa
Me: Actually.. I am.. but
Ethan: ::interrupting:: THERESA?!? How did your clothes change? Me: I'm not even gonna say anything...
Theresa: ETHAN!!!! She doesn't look a thing like me... ::Theresa wore the exact same dress as me.... the only difference was I was more attractive than her:: how can you kiss her?
Ethan: Oh trampy fiancee of mines I love you..... Theresa: Ohhhhhhh EEEEEETTTTTHHHHAAANNN!!! Let's plan our wedding... it has to big bigbeautifulandveryexpensivebecauseIwanteveryoneinHarmonytolnowthatIwillbeMrs. EthanCrane...OhwaityournotaCrane....Iknewitallalong...butIswearitwasn'tmyfaul tEthanitwasnt!! ::starts to cry::
Me: Take a breath girl... and dry those fake tears... he's so smitten he didn't hear a word you said...
Ethan: ::staring at Theresa's boobs muttering:: Boooobbbiieees....So.... boobilicious....
Theresa: OHHHH EEETTTTHHHHAAANNN!!!!! Back to our wedding!
Pilar: ::Interrupting:: Theresa.. I must warn you about the costs... your new waredrobe has wiped out the Lopez-Fitzgerald savings accounts, in fact, we have to sell the house.. I have no intention of paying for a wedding... I beg you... JUST ELOPE! Me and Martin did and look how happy we are.. I still love him with all my heart...
Theresa: ::interrupting:: BUT MAMMMAAA!!!!!! I want a bigbeautifulexpensivewed....
Me: ::interrupting:: WILL YOU SHUTUP!!!!! I know blahblahblah Big wedding... Why dont you just ask Ivy to pay for the wedding? She is your best friend, right Pilar?
Pilar: Oh hell... why not... shes not giving me a damn raise even though I've worked for her since she was in diapers, even then she wailed 'Sam this Sam that'
Theresa: OOOOOHHHHHHHHHH EEETTTTHHHAAAN!!!!! Everything is wonderful!!! Oh happy day!!! Let's go makeout!!!
Ethan: Boobie...... OK! ::they start making out::
Me: Oh yuck.... spare me my sanity....
Pilar: Paloma darling, where are your suitcases?
Me: Grr..... Right outside Mama... let me go get them... Pilar: Ok mija! *bring* my enchiladas!!!!
I silently ran the hell out of the Lopez-Fitz residence... and I thought my family had problems...
I strolled along the streets of Harmony, wondering where then hell I'm supposed to find Sheridan and Luis my favorite couple of all time! How did I get here in the first place? Don't ask me... I'm just enjoying my temporary stay.... So I walked around, and found Harmony Hospital... Why did I want to go to a Hospital? Don't ask me.... Ah right! i was curious to the paternity of Chad's birth parents.... I think...
I entered the hospital, went to the 8th floor and saw something rather revolting...
Whitney and Chad... having a staring contest?
Whitney: Oh Chad......
Chad: Oh Whitney......
Me: Oh gag...
Whitney: Who are you?
Me: Err... Just call me
Chad: Your Teresa aren't you?
Me: And you would know that because.....
Chad: I just know
Me: Whatever.. think your so cool huh? Your gonna find your real parents.. but guess what? It's not all you expected! Your in for the biggest surprise of your life... Are you listening to me?
Whitney and Chad are still giving each other googly eyes
Me: WILL YOU STOP STARING AT EACH OTHER, YOUR BROTHER AND SISTER!
Whitney and Chad simultaneously: GROSSE!
Me: Exactly... I'll be back.. I need to um get a drink of water
Whitney and Chad go back into their staring contest
Me: Freaks...
I strolled the hallways of Harmony Hospital when I stumbled on to TC and Eve having a chummy discussion.. I should say the least...
TC: Oh Eve my wonderful wife who is so perfect who has never committed a sin in her life.. Thou art the fairest and most precious jewel to walk the face of the earth.. Come to me my love!
Eve: I'm not that innocent! OOPS! i did it again... I played with your heart... got lost in the game... Oh baby baby OOPS! I mean... Yes Dear... Certainly.. whatever you say
TC: ::out of the blue:: DID YOU EVER SLEEP AROUND WITH JULIAN AND HAVE A SON WITH HIM?
Eve: What? Oh my! ::she faints::
TC: I was just kidding! She must havn't ate lunch... poor Eve Eve's flashback.....
IT'S THE LARRY WRINGER SHOW!!!
Audience: LARRY LARRY!
Larry: On Today's show.. we have "Women with Secrets"
Audience: BOOOOOO!!!
Larry: Our first guest.. Eve Russell.. and her scandalous secret that may destroyher family... So.. she like slept with Julian Crane, years ago, which is the dude that her hubby.. TC Russell hates... anyway.. it is believed that Chad Harris... is their son
Audience: BOOOO!!!!!!
Larry: Shut up! I didn't even get to the good part yet.. so Chad is dating Whitney, Eve's son...you know what that means right?
Silence....
Larry: DER! their brother and sister! And shes pregnant! Dude.... thats incest!
Audience: OH MY!
Larry: Indeed!
TC: I'M GONNA KILL YOU JULIAN!!!
::he runs to Larry, puts him in a headlock::
Larry: I'M NOT JULIAN YOU FOOL! I'M THE HOST!
Grace and Ivy: I told you so Eve!
Whitney and Chad: ::still giving each other googly eyes::
Whitney I CANT BELIEVE YOUR MY BROTHER! THAT'S SOME FREAKY SH*T!
Chad: Right on girlfriend! Wanna get it on backstage
Audience: EWWWWW!!!!!
Whitney: Ok!
Julian: Oh Eeevviee Weeeveey! Come to Daddy!
Eve: NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
::Back to reality::
I was now standing in front of the crane mansion.. how and why? I don't know... I decided to go inside, to ask for directions to Sheridan's cottage... Little did I know what I was going to expect...
Ivy: COOL BEANS!!!!!
Sam:: GROOVY!!!!! How... grotesque! Sam and Ivy were streaking like 2 hippies!
Ivy: Oh Sam.. DO THE HUSSLE!
Me: Oh how I am glad to have been born in the 80's to have not lived in such a freaky time period like the 70's... Thanks mom and dad! Hey.. the 70's were cool... disco fever! I REALLY NEED TO STOP TALKING TO MYSELF!
::Sam finishes 'The Hussle' Sam: Who are you foxy diva?
Me: Teresa... NOT Lopez-Fitzgerald.. hey weren't you surrounded by tomato soup cakes last time I saw you...
Sam: Well uh.... ::pulls me aside:: Don't tell ANYONE! about the tomato soup cake fiasco.. or else
Me: Or else what? How about you kiss me and I'll forget about it...
Sam: Fiesty! Who do you think you are... Ivy?
Me: Shut up and kiss me!
And he did... Ivy was too busy dancing to Saturday Night Fever to notice her 'Sam' was busy with me... that Sam sure had a pucker... the way his tongue ravished around my mouth.. Wow... I'm sure his kiss couldn't compare to a kiss from Luis... speaking of which! I need to find him!
I broke off the kiss
Me: Wow
Sam: Dude... I just kissed Luis' little sister.... He'll have me skinned!
Me: Oh god your as dumb as your brother
Sam: IVY! Last dance... Last chance for loveeeee!
Ivy: Oh Sam!
Me: Oh my... I think I'll go upstairs and freshen myself up
I explored and got lost in the Crane mansion... I decided to snoop around Ivy's room.. when I heard some animal sounds
Julian: I'm a hooker in a bottle baby! Gotta rub me the right way honey!
Rebecca: Oh Pookey! I'll rub your genie ::giggles::
Me: BARF!
Julian: My My.. what do we have here.. May I offer you some HOT SALAMI if you catch my drift... and what is your name?
Me: No thanks.. I'll pass... It's Teresa
Julian: Well it isn't the succlent Theresa Lopez-Fitzgerald...
Rebecca: Julian! Stop hitting on that gold digging fajita tramp! I mean... Oh whatever, you know what I think of you
Me: I'm not even gonna argue... Julian.. I'm looking for Sheridan's cottage.. can I get directions to it
Julian: How about I give you directions to my bed looking for Ethan my dear? ::Gwen pops into the room ouf of nowhere::
Gwen: ETHAN ETHAN!?!? DID SOMEONE SAY ETHAN?
Rebecca: Gwenny! It's Little Miss Taco herself! Go cat fight with her or something!
Me: You listen here little miss 'Everyime I walk, I need to jiggle my ass because I think its so admirable!'
Rebecca: I do not jiggle my ass when I walk
::walks over to me jiggling her ass::
Me: ANYWAY! You listen here... I'm not Theresa Lopez-Fitzgerald.. but why don't you and low life scum daughter get the hell out of Harmony, stop plotting and scheming.. and get a new storyline, because you guys suck!
Julian: Did I hear suck?
Rebecca Gwen and I at the same time: SHUT UP JULIAN!
AHEM! Someone spoke on the loud speaker
Alistair: Julian.. you stupid excuse for a son... Keep your pants on and worry about splitting up Sheridan and Luis
Me: OH NO! NOT YOU... NO WAY IN HELL YOUR MESSING WITH THE BEST SUPER COUPLE IN DAYTIME HISTORY! LEAVE SHUIS ALONE!
Julian: Such a fiesty little creature ::growls::
Me: IF YOU MAKE ONE MORE SEXUAL REMARK TOWARDS ME I WILL BREAK LITTLE JULIAN IN TWO, NEVER TO RISE AGAIN!
Julian kept his mouth shut
Rebecca: No one talks to my pookie like that! ::she throws me out the window::
Me: FLOOZY B*TCH!!! So I'm hanging on the ledge of the Crane mansion.. night time falls.. and whom do I see?
Timmy: Teresa!
Me: Timmy!
Tabitha: Timmy... Get down from there this instance!
Timmy: Timmy wants to stay and hang with Teresa
Me: We're certainly hanging thats for sure...
Timmy: Hey whats that?
In my pocket.. I found the genie bottle containing Hecuba... I wonder how that got there.... Ok so I was five finger discounting... hey I wanted a few souvineers before I return home... if I ever returned home...
Tabitha: Bloody Hell! It's the Bottle containing Hecuba!
Hecuba: LET ME OUT OF HERE!
Me: Hahahahaha feeling small eh? This is what you get for ruining Shuis' love noodle!
I threw the bottle down to the floor, destroying the bottle and Hecuba... but since I was hanging on the ledge.. I fell too
Me: Ouch... Luckily Tabitha and Timmy broke my fall....
Timmy: Oww... Timmy could use a Martimmy...
Tabitha: What did I say about speaking in the third person
Me: Whoa.. hold your horses Tabby... before you go abusing Tim Tim here... can you tell me where the hell Sheridan's cottage is?
Tabitha: Why should I tell you?
Me: You better or else I'll hook up with Reese and together we'll prove your not a witch!
Reese: That's right Tabitha!
Me: Where did you come from? I thought you were making out with Jess...
Reese: Yeah... but I need more airtime.. you rang my lady love?
Me: What a flirt!
Reese: Gosh your pretty
I took off his glasses, ruffled his hair a little, and looked into his eyes
Me: Gosh your hot...
Reese cupped my face, moved in slowly and kissed me softly, it was a sweet simple kiss, which turned passionate once my tongue devoured his, things began to heat up when...
::Tabitha takes Timmy and wacks Reese and me::
Tabitha: Stop making out! Geesh!
Timmy: Ouch! Timmy could...
Me: Use a Martimmy!
Timmy: How'd you know that?
Me: I just know.. Listen.. Reese... Call me... Timmy and Tabby... chill out.. by the way Hidden Passions rocks! I'm expecting a sequel... Gotta go find shuis!
Reese and Timmy: Wow.....
Tabitha: Oh blah!
So... its dark.... I'm lost.. I'm scared.. WHERES SHUIS? I walk and walk when my prayers were answered... Once i saw the garden of flowers (you know.. the ones Martin planted for Pilar) I knew... I approached Shuis' cottage! I heard some "Oh Luis'!" and "Oh Sheridan's!" I knew what they were doing
Me: Lucky Sher..... Well... Shuis may be my fav couple.. but she won't mind if I borrowed Luis *knock knock*
Sheridan: OH LUIISS! Damnit! This can't be happening... We're gonna end up making love in the backseat of a car!
Luis: We'll be lucky if someone were to run into it.. hahaha remember when we first met.... ::flashes back to their first meeting::
Sheridan: Luis baby... get the door! Kick them out! I wanna make love to you before I hit menapause!
Luis: Alright Alright
Me: Helloooo... anyone homeeee? Duh... your home I can hear you screwing the daylights out of each other!
Luis: What do you want?
Luis was shirtless, in a pair of boxers.... I was so gonna die
Me: I.. I.. I.. OH MY GOD YOUR SO SEXY!
Luis: ::laughs:: I know...
Sheridan: Who are you?
Me: Teresa...
Luis: Nice to meet you Teresa
Me: FINALLY! SOMEONE WHO DOESNT THINK IM YOUR DAMN SISTER!
Luis and Sheridan stare at me blankly
Me: Let me explain...
Sheridan: What are you here for again?
Me: Well Uh.. I.... just... uh..... Wow
Luis: I'm sure it can wait till morning! Adios! and he slammed the door in my face
I froze in total shock.. here I was in front of the most gorgeous man on the face of the earth.. and all I can do is sit and drool? Dude.. that's screwy! I felt the tears well up.. theleast he could have done was let me explain myself... all I wanted was a kiss.... I admire him so much.... ok maybe a kiss and a little rump in the bed wouldn't hurt!
I ran away from the cottage to Lighthouse park.. I sat on a bench crying.. why? All soaps have someone who is crying.. unfortunately.. it was me... So here I was pathetic me.. crying like the love fool I was until.....
Luis: Don't cry...
Me: Luis? Wh What are you doing here?
Luis: I wanted to apologize about my behavior back at the cottage.. I was a real jerk..
Me: Yeah you were... I mean.. Look... all this week you've been trying to make love to Sheridan and I spoiled it... I'm the one who should apologize
Luis: Well.. after you left.. Sheridan fell asleep.. I love her to death.... but I think its a sign we're never gonna make love....
Me: ::in a soft murmur:: Well theres always me...
Luis: What did you say?
Me: I said.... uhh.... Your so sexy!
Luis: Your so cute
He wiped my tears away. The touch of his finger tips on my face made me shudder. Our eyes met in a passionate gaze.
Me: Luis.. I said in a raspy whisper
Luis: Teresa...
He leaned in closer.. I felt his hot breath on mine, when he took me into a passionate kiss. His tongue pryed my lips open for entrence, as our tongues met in a dance of desire. My hands tossled through his hair, as his went roaming my body. .
Me: Mmmm Luiisss....
We broke the kiss, to get some air, I was afraid to open my eyes. scared it was another dream.. and I would wake up.
Luis: never forget that kiss..
Me: How could I ever?
Luis: I love you
Me: I love you too
My knees began to feel weak and my eyes became blurry.. I felt as if I were going to faint.. as least Luis would catch my fall... everything turned black... I opened my eyes when....
Kasey: Teresa? Are you ok?
Me: Kasey? What are you doing here? Where did Luis go?
Kasey: Luis? Some kind of dream you must have had.. you fainted.. Are you ok?
Me: Yeah I'm fine.. a little shooken up... wow I have so much to tell you.. ::blinks:: Strange... I forgot everything I was gonna tell you
Kasey: Ok... Teresa your freaking me out here... C'mon.. How about we head to the NBC Experience store and max out our credit cards on Passions merchandise?
Me: I'm there!
Back in Harmony:
Timmy: Oh no! Teresa went back To New York.. wait a minute Timmy has thie figured out
Tabitha: Oh boy.. Let's see if you can put 2 and 2 together
Timmy: That's easy! 4!
Tabitha: *Sigh*
Timmy: Tabitha told Timmy a true loves kiss would break the spell right? The last person Teresa kissed was Luis.... does that mean their soul mates? Is Passions all a sham.. it's not Sheridan and Luis.. but Teresa and Luis?
Tabitha: You'll have to see for yourself
Timmy: Timmy wants to know now!
Tabitha: Speak in the Third person one more time and I'm feeding you to Fluffy!
Timmy: Timmy can't help it! Anyway.. What about Teresa and Luis?
Tabitha: Timmy... I'll say this much
Be Careful What You Wish For....
THE END!