9:27 pm
MOOD: Slightly Paranoid or Doomed, but sort of Okay with that.
MUSIC: Soundtrack to "The Goonies"

"What is happened, what has happened?" (in the words of the immortal Dr Berikenstien) Well, the nation went on Orange Alert a while back. Weird, eh? I mean they better not be gassing us or germing us. Then i'd have to whip out the ol' "bust some heads" move and go overseas and um, bust some heads.

You know what? I think there's something wrong with my glasses, and i think it has to do with the frames, cause you know what happened about this time last night? Well they broke. And see i think the reason is because they have nothing better to do than give me trouble. The screw is always coming loose, and the lens is always disjointing itself, and the ear thingys are always bent some uncomfortable way, and the ear thingys themselves are getting loose and falling off..

But at least none of that was the eventual demise of my glasses. It was just a simple fracture in the metal of the left lens frame, that gave out one day as i was fixing my glasses. So i suppose i get new frames or something. Not contacts. Maybe i'll get my eyes zapped. I dunno. We'll see.

FUUZBALL! I get to play fuuzball in the tourney! I wasnt too late!! Thank you thank you! I'm gonna get totally whooped i just now realize.. I am not really among the best, and though i've gotten better, there's a quantum leap of difference between me and the next better guy. Fuuzball is still awesome though. And yes i know it's spelled foosball. And "i will school you all."

I've decided upon an alternate course of action. Whereas before I was trying to get up earlier to combat my staying up late, Now i will get to bed earlier in order to facilitate the getting up earlier. There is a proverb about that i think. Except i'm already healthy wealthy and wise, so what's left.. sigh..

I went from 1¹/₂ mile yesterday to 2 miles today, it was great. Took a lot out of me. I'm fully convinced i could do 3 in 20 minutes by this time next week. Maybe.

In any case, i have something to say about the supposedly-up-and-coming Byington Coffeehouse:Who in the WORLD thought that up, that was a STROKE OF MAD GENIUS!! We need a good coffeehouse. Gillies is cool for hanging out and playing Fuuzball, maybe watching the occasional NCAA basketball game if you're into that, but you couldn't call it a coffeehouse by any stretch of the proverbial imagination. Gillies is also good for studying and being up later than the library, for having cool dinners sometimes, and those barstool tables, those are cool too.

And watch out ladies: up and coming also is Singles' Awareness Day! I think we need to give 3 cheers to all our dedicated bachelors and bachelorettes, some of whom devotedly put up signs on their windows so we know who each other are, not that its not obvious already.

These guys are cool, and by cool i mean totally sweet!* Signs like "I'm Single Because Of The Shizzy Nizzy" and "I'm Single Because I'm An Anti-Social Home-Schooler" have adorned Wilson Hall since early last semester, in anticipation of this great season.

Who will save the world from itself? Who will save bananas from a premature doom? I wonder how much of that news is just bs, and how much is really seriously a problem.. there have got to be a few bananas that they can breed, i mean come on, we have about 20 billion of them already, how did we get that many? Maybe I'm just ignorant. NO don't agree with me.

so uh, yeah i have to do homework. More about King Robert and Pati later.

*If you know what this is from, shame on you :)