11:23 am
MOOD: mildly amused :)
MUSIC: Glory Hallelujiah (The O.C. Supertones, Hi-Fi Revival)

As some of us woke up today, ready to go about our busy lives, a faint buttery smell rose to meet our nostrils. Something was wrong. As i opened the door there was barely a floor; only millions of tiny shards of popcorn, and further down the hall there were my Ferrin 1 comrades vaccuuming and brooming up the rubble.

Ben Pfistner recalls the first discovery: "See, Bahamas knocked his [popcorn booby trap] down, before it could spill into his room. Then he knocked ours down, before it could spill into our rooms. Then he went back to bed."

We are sure that this is the working of the foul hand of Wood, the same ones who rained down terror on October 7th, in the form of donuts. A note was left on our bathroom mirror: "It's been a long time coming, boys." We are determined that these assailants will not go unchecked. Their call for bloody revolution will not go unanswered. We are Ferrin, We are Ferrin One!

Commented bystander Ben Pfistner: "Hey, we could've used this at our X-Box tournament last night." To which Ben Aseltine responded "Yeah, i hear the food ran out pretty quickly, too."

Later he said, "At least this stuff is easier to clean than donuts. It doesn't get ground into the carpets and stuck all over the walls."