This page is dedicated to Mr. Sparkle (the rock, stick, tree, other inanimate objects… not a cleaning product). Still needs lots of updating

Wow, you’re still reading this. That can only mean one of three things. 1. You’re crazy. 2. You’re about to commit suicide or 3.You know me. (it's basically all the same thing. see, if you know me, you will become crazy and the siucide part comes naturally).Anyway, because you are still reading this, I’ll tell you the history of Mr. Sparkle

It all started on a boring summer day (or was it winter? I’m a bit high on chocolate right now and really have no idea) and I decided that I should get a pet. But what to get? I’m not allowed to get any animals and all the bugs I smuggled home di…. Uh…, I mean ran away, yeah (attempted innocent whistling). Anyway, I was a t school. It was earth day. We were planting flowers. And while I was planting mine flower, that’s when fate hit me. No, it actually did hit me in the form of a wild baseball. When I came to mine cautions I saw this ant. Now it might have been because of the baseball and all but I adopted the ant and called it Mr. Sparkle. Mr. Sparkle was a great pet but he only lasted for 2 minutes before “it” (a person that I don’t want to mention right know.) crushed him/her (I still don’t know if Mr. Sparkle is a he or a she…). It was at that moment when I decided I had to do something. So, in dedication to Mr. Sparkle the ant, I got more Mr. Sparkle’s.

grrrrrrrrr………………. I just lost mine 25 game in free cell, I’m mad. Oh well, back to the story. Mr. Sparkle #2 was a stick. He actually lasted for a full 5 minutes before my friend threw it over the neighbour’s fence. And there goes another brave soul, sniff*, sniff*. So over the school year, I gathered lots of Mr. Sparkle’s who sadly all met unfortunate accidents ranging from being eaten to dumped in the toilet. The longest time a Mr. Sparkle ever lived was for a day. Anyway, currently, I’m at Mr. Sparkle #100. He’s a stuffed bear and is currently still alive.

And that’s the end t mine tragic story. Will Mr. Sparkle find freedom in this world of toilets and fences? Find out next time after I’m high on chocolate again

Wow, you actually got this far? I never thought anyone would ever read my story…sob* Anyway, so what do you think (p.s. a friendly reminder. Mr. Sparkle is NOT a cleaning product and I’m not crazy. At least I don’t think I am…)

Please comment and tell me if I should continue this page by sending an email. Kevin

That’s All, for now…

P.S. If you want to really see Mr. Sparkle the dish detergent, click here. Mr. Sparkle