Dirty Little Secrets(veeeeeerrrrrrrrrry incomplete)
Did you know that?
1. _________ hides ice cream in his/her closet which eats when he/she fakes sick
2. _________ Secretly buys cat food and who knows what he/she does with them (he’s/she’s gaining wait but what could it be, omg, what if he’s/she’s…)
3. _________ is known to have a relationship with his/her brother ****** (this information was gotten from a reliable source called -------)
Now you know…
Bill Nile the science guy! Bill, Bill, Bill Bill! It’s Bill Nile the science guy…
P.s. Due to the fact that I’m such a nice guy. I feel it is necessary to protect people’s privacy. Therefore ______ will never be revealed. Or will it? (evil laughter)
P.s.s. Once again, thanks for ----- to give us the inside scoop on secret # 3 and coming up with the idea
P.s.s.s. If _______ is reading this right now, I’m not mentioning you, I’m talking about my cousin, uh…, Bob.
Here’s a picture of Bob:
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I hate Bob. It took me 30 min. to finally finish drawing him because stupid webpage keeps on scrambling his head and dismembering everything else.
P.s.s.s.s. If ______ reads this and wants to blame someone, it’s all Bill Nile’s fault.