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| BAUDOISM |
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| NOTICE:These INTERPRETATIONS are in no way shape or form accurate. I made them up purely for their humorous value, and do not in anyway imply that they are valid statements. In fact, I am sure that as soon as Mr. Baudo views this page, I will be asked to remove it. ENJOY!! |
| Shucky Durns! |
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| Egads! |
| Are you really THAT stupid?? |
| Quit Diddle-Bopping! |
| Quit screwing around, Moron!! |
| Look where you are. . . . Look where you're going. |
| Look, I don't know where YOU, individually, are supposed to be, so look at the stupid chart, find your stupid number, and go there. |
| Wutsa Matta U? |
| What the heck is your problem? |
| L.W. |
| Someone blow the whistle so they'll all shut up. |
| Band, Ten-Hut! |
| I dare one of you to talk at attention. |
| This is your Marching Band bible. |
| If you lose this field chart, you're dead. |
| Rock! |
| Go away, and maybe by tomorrow I'll forget how much I hated today. |
| Coffee . . . I make it myself. |
| It's not really coffee. |
| O.K. Supper Run. |
| Don't you people have parents? |
| Dingle. |
| Idiot. |
| Quit stomping grapes! |
| Don't you dorks know how to walk? |
| Look at my Harley. |
| Look at my Harley, but if you touch it you die. |
| Band, Right face! |
| Let's see how long I can make you all stay out here today. |
| I want five seconds of you all standing still. |
| If you blink, you're not leaving. |
| Do the easy things well. |
| Don't show your stupidity if you can help it. |
| By the end of the season, your legs should look like mine. If you're doing it right. |
| Look at me! Look at me!! |
| Yall gonna make me lose my mind. Up in here, up in here. |
| Ha ha. Little do they know, I lost it long ago. |
| God . . . bless America! |
| If you can't figure out what he really wants to say here, I'm not going to taint your innocent little mind. Heh heh. |
| Dogs!! |
| Aw Shucky Durns!! - He Actually picked this phrase up from me. . .It's about time I rub off on him instead of the other way around. |
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| You can't learn this stuff through Osmosis. |
| I used a big word. Maybe that'll impress them into practicing. |
| You've got to mesmerize! |
| Heh, heh. They hate it when I use the wrong words. |
| Quiet in the peanut gallery! |
| If I'm not talking to you, shut up! |
| Weebles woble, but don't fall down. |
| I can't believe I have to use a jingle from a commercial to get these kids to stand right. |
| From tither to yon. |
| I'm talking about going from place to place, but I really don't have a point. |
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