| Shu Shu's Bomber Alice |
| I love the phrase 'Bomber Alice' Only however when shouted at a very High Volume during times of great quietness. If you choose not to shout it than you are mssing out. If you do choose to shout it but shout it quietley without enthusiasm you are commiting a capitol offence! Just like to say 'BOMBER ALICE!' in particular to Danny Sala, Faye Barber, Myslef, Niki Klubniki! |
| The Bomber Alice Facts - I guess I should start with these! |
| - Bomber Alice was born on January 1st 2002 (Approximately) - Bomber Alice is in fact the name for a Harris Hawk -It is best shouted at times of great quietness i.e Movie theatres, Libraries etc. -Bomber Alice is not a person however much I wish it was, lol! I say this because they would be so cool. -The closest Ive ever come to Bomber Alice is ME, only Jokin! FINALLY Bomber Alice is a word that defines our universe. Bomber Alice is eveything and in turn everything means Bomber Alice. It is the answer to all lifes questions. Without Bomber Alice, life in question would not exist. |
| BOMBER ALICE WELL KNOWN TRUTHS B-Brilliant O-Omniscient M-Memorable B-Bewildering E-Energetic R-Respected A-Amazing L-Loving I-Infinite C-Cereberal E-Excellent |
| MEMBERS OF BOMBER ALICE CREW Membership is exclusive and unfortunatly there are no openings therefore we cannot offer any places. However I will gladly list members of the Bomber Alice Crew inc. for all to gaze and wonder at. Creator and Director: Danny Sala; Actor/Lunatic OBE * Assistant Director: Nicholas S Denton; Dancer CBE Chief Shouter-Outer: Dame 'Shu Shu' Denton; Lunatic Excecutive Chief in Charge: Faye Barber; Crazy Woman *Also Chief executive badge and T-shirt producer. |
| BOMBER ALICE RAP Chorus: when you're lyin' in bed thoughts rushin through your head all ya have ta say is... BOMBER ALICE! Just snuggle up tight with all your might and repeat those words... BOMBER ALICE! Verse: First there's shu, who shouts for the crew Then there's nick, who dont take no stick, Not to mention Danny, Who's mind is uncanny, And then there's Faye and she's here ta stay Chorus 2 times BOMBER ALICE! repeat till quiet. |
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| Hello, Guess who it is, YES its your webby master! May I just say that this photo was taken when I was very young and the reason for putting it on this site is because it makes me laugh. And YES for anyone who was wondering, I DO have hair, its just a black hat that I have on, that makes me look chronically bald. |
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| This is as close as I could get to a human Embodiment of the phrase 'Bomber Alice!' It is in fact a picture of a young ME! lol |
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| THE RAP! To your left is a rap. This is a rap made by the Bomber Alice crew, i.e the above mentioned. If you want to Book a performance than by all means send a date, time to my email and we will reply in due course with payment details. |
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| HELLO! If indeed you think you want to feel closer to the crew and Bomber Alice you can indeed sign up for a T-Shirt or badge with a BOMBER ALICE design on it. There is a Website however it is in the middle of construction I will in due course give all you deprived people a link to it! |
