| A few days ago, I was working (I'm a bitch I MEAN CASHIER at Price Chopper in the 20 Mall), and I was really bored. Now, this is not news, but it leads into the story, so bear with me. I got to thinking about all of the life's lessons I'd learned in my year (yes, I've been there a year, SHUT UP) at the old PC. I thought I'd share a few of those with you. ~ Price Chopper Radio changes once monthly. It gets to be quite a pain when you're working every day for that month. ~Along those lines, did you know that on August 11th, 1998, there was a total eclipse of the sun? If you didn't know that, the Price Chopper Trivia guy can tell you (and he will, once every twenty minutes). ~People at Price Chopper have weird names. For example, I work with a woman named Peggy Sue Rue. She's cool. ~It is fun to say "Peggy Sue Rue! You have a call on line two!" over the intercom. ~Outside Floral people quickly become Floral Bitch when Nancy is working. ~It is very easy to ditch your shift (especially if you're a guy). ~There will always be at least three guys named Rick (or some derivation thereof) working at Price Chopper. ~At least two of them will fall madly in love with you. ~It is not difficult to get Price Chopper boys to fall in love with you. ~Even if you are male. ~Friends and work DO NOT MIX. ~Price Chopper will hire ANYONE. ~Old ladies have the best gossip. ~This had a tendency to be depressing. ~The new Price Chopper slogan: FUCK YOU! And your mom! ~We say this out of love. ~Not really. |