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| Good day to you, children! This afternoon, we have a very special story to share with you. It is the story of five girls, three cars, two video rentals, a digital camera, and one absolutely amazing telephone booth. But before we begin our tale, we very likely ought to introduce to you our characters. |
| First, we shall introduce the ever adorable Mariette. Mariette, the best friend of our elusive photographer, is a wonderful, crazy little punkette. Mariette enjoys punk music, long walks on the beach (no, seriously, we took lots of 'em in Rhode Island!), and Simon. This is a crappy picture of Mariette, taken last year at Lauren's house after Prom, but for our purposes, it's good enough. |
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| Next, I'd like you all to meet our good friend, Kathryn [Middle name deleted 'cause she hates it, but I'll give you a clue. It starts with an M and ends with -ildred!] Jones. Katie enjoys acting in scary plays, discussions about peeing in pools, and dancing til her feet fall off. Again, a disclaimer regarding this photograph. It was the only one I had. She looks a lot like her sister in this picture - eternally angry. |
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| This is Bethie. She is crazy, and she should definitely not have caffiene after Nine o'clock at night. Come to think of it, Beth should not ever be allowed caffiene. Never. Seriously. |
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| Here's Beka. Yeah. |
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| This is our "photographer" ("photographer" is a synonym for goddess). Her name is Lindsey. She is wonderful and beautiful and amazing. Everybody should get down on their knees and start worshipping her right this very second. |
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