Amanda - Cherry Coke. Nuff said.
Ams - Buff 'n tough! Yay for the hot chick pirates! Stoopid pig fuckers!
Anya - hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii New guy stories? Why oh WHY do men suck? Let's gripe.
Ash - Your parties rock! Who do I like? Shit, is it that obvious? Let's play SOCCER!
Becca - stoner stories! Bud. It's smoke UP, not smoke OUT! MY REBECCA! Why are you a tramp again?
Beka - we have WAAAAY too many inside jokes. Conceited people are SO much more fun. SQUOOSHY FACE! Interns for the Times Union. You + Me + October + Digicam + Albany + SEA GREEN MERCURY SABLE = "Oh my God, I hit something." You and your conflicts. Diabolical Espionage Agent Chicks!
Bekah - Laffin til i die... 387 times! Shticks! Jauln Jauln... Jimmy Jaulnsonburger... "And then we got caught NOT stealing the camera..." Where's wal mart? Take a picture with the hot car. I should develop that film...
Beeeeeeean - Thithyth Mithter Chithante. Thythics! Gotta HATE it.
Bethie - The MATTS! Public Speaking! How to wrap a present, and subsequently ribbonize it. I love your hair!
Binkyyyyy - Love you! Even though I never SEE you anymore. That's okay. I see how it is. Ahem! New years! Crocodile Hunter, your lover. Our Physics project, and now Public Policy. Castration, WHAT? Who has a nice ass?
Binny - ooch, you're such a Binny Bear. Binny's not a pimp, he's a... nevermind. The best hugger I know!
Bry - Who needs a fuck buddy? Shoes, socks and feet, and toe clips. Espionage! WHEEEE! Fuckers!
BT - Wocka wocka wocka! The NO song, etc."But it was pouring so fast!" We all know who you're in love with. Not that it was any big secret.95/5, and Heather Lind is the other 5. We finally had our party! "Soccer"
Christy - Crusin' in your hot car. High street in Pottstown... the scary thing is it's not a joke. Shopping carts full! Notes in each pocket... wearing Chris' pants... Low riders!
Ginger - HENH! Need I say more? YES! Let's play our music as LOUD as we POSSIBLY CAN! Brooklyn chicks rock.
Graham - Country Grammar, Cracker, Saltine, Grammaphone, etc. We hate Frank and Jack. "Oh my God, could you please rot in hell? Hannibal. Judy! Time for some destructive behavior! Stage kissing... we need to make out some time. It's our duty (dyuty) to teach everyone how to be good kissers. Fag Hag, even though I hate BOTH terms. Abercrombie and Calvin Klein poses. Brush Airing. Free block, let's go out to lunch! Mr. THHHHH.
Errie - LOVE your hair! Can I be you? Men suck. Let's gripe!
Jamie - Jamie boo! You're such a good hugger. And a crazy dancer. You're amazing! I miss you!
Jeanne - good thing we have Orchestra, or we'd NEVER see one another! Let's ride in your car... the headlights are fun! I CAN find my way back from Voorheesville now!
Jenny - Enny! I miss you! No more Economics for us... okay, I'm over it. We need to hang out. That's all there is to it!
Katie - My darling sibling *coughcough* You're SUCH a DORK! Taboule Taboule Taboule! HUH! SHUT UP! YOUR MOM! "SHHHH! They said I didn't need it anymore! I'm on a twelve step program!" Let's go for a drive. Anywhere.
Katie L - Regarding the big yellow limo - "That would be fun!" You thought it was a bird! "LIndsey, you are so FUNNY!" (No, I'm not, I'm.... nevermind.) Don't get me wrong, but I've never known a bigger ditz!
KTJ - Yeah. So I've had worse. SHUP! But Chris AND Eddie - the hot ones - WHO got them both? You just keeeep talking. Tolerance my foot. YOU'RE BORING. I suck at chess... let's go drive around instead. Assaulting hot guys at work... Amber is so politically incorrect when she talks to Val!
KTO - TWIN! I love my twinnie. Height problems, what? You're gorgeous. "I need some play." I love how there exists one person in this world who thinks EXACTLY like me.
Larn - Bluuuue! Public Speaking sucks. What's with you and Bambi? Your face. Your eye. Your mom! Your house after prom... everybody asleep on the floor... and then there was Mariette and SImon... yyyyeeeeah.
Laura - GWTW! Scarlett! Rhett is the hottest man alive. Ashley is a pansy. Girls night in? EAT SOME MORE! NOW! I love your mom. Can we make a fire, the Laura way? It's all about lighting the paper on the starter logs... is it weird that I like to watch them burn? MATTS. "You know what? I don't like him any more!" "Really? Me either!"
LIly - Don't forget jokes that um... don't work. Your obsession with Chris! Let's stay up all night...
Meggie - I think it's funny that you love someone's son. Maybe I should tell...? Nah. Sam! Aren't you lucky???
Miranda Girl - you're so BAD! gotta love it. Random IM conversations. You gonna visit me before I go off to college?
Nananananananananana - that's all I have to say. Okay, don't forget HUMPY... you're weird.
Nari Bari - Honey bunches! DAMN can you keep a secret! I'll never forgive you for that party...
Nelson is hot. I love his abs.
Nicky - Squoogy Woogums. Sluthead! Little Alex. You know it, stop denying it.
Nicky B - Yes, I'm hot. Get over it. ;) I'm randomly discontented today... what else is new?
Sam - SPI8 Forever! The Spice Girls... You will make a great mom/lounge singer some day! It's fun to shock you.
Sarah - Steadfastly Stedburger Sarrrahhhhh! Sarabi. LLLLINDSEY! Mother Freaking A. Purity Tests!
Shannon - Gymnasts are AWESOME. You look like a bug upside down like that. Or was it an alien? SPI8 ROCKS. Call from Casey's room and ask for a pizza with... what... shit? on your pizza?
SHMOOOOOOOOOO! - Legs make spiders antler! Two for me, none for you! wait, wait, what about the mists? Yeah, but where did it go? I wanna go visit! BAND. "I love hearing my heartbeat... it makes me feel ALIVE!"
Squige - There, you've forced me to talk to you. Henceforth, I shall never do it again. Nah, you're okay if I don't have to look at you (there I go, kidding again!). STOP FREAKING OUT!
Tracy B - Thythicths. Boys. "These are my boys, and this is my man. Hip hop in gym class! Let's make a list... Jim or John or whatever from SUNY Albany.
NEW SHOUTOUTS!
Derek - You're finally on here after all this time :) D'ya think maybe there was a *reason* it took me so long? Nah, you know I love you more than life itself. Don't forget, though, if you cross-dress again (especially in Erin's clothes...), I'll dump you and start going out with Dan. He appreciates my hotness. Oh yeah, one more thing: I LOVE YOU!
Robyn - "My name is Robyn Gorham, and I'm nine years old." It's all about singing diva Whitney Houston songs while I'm sleeping. "DIDN'T WE ALMOST HAVE IT ALL?!"
Greg - Mitsubishi Eclipse! MY CAR! SLC Punk! and random Brooklynites working in Blockbuster. All New Yorkers are nosy, remember?
If I've forgotten you, don't take it personally. There are about forty people on this list, and I'm SURE I've missed at least one person. If you so desire to be shouted at (err, said hi to), email me. All shall be rectified.