| PRESENTING THE AMAZING SIX FLAGS ADVENTURE! STARRING LINDSEY CAPRARO Also featuring Derek Balcom Mariette Connelly (Okay, just kidding. It's starring all three of us.) |
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| Once upon a time, three happy-go-lucky teenagers decided to take a day off from life to visit Six Flags, New England. They clambered eagerly into Lindsey's car and drove through the rocky dangerous territory of the New York State Thruway. |
| They reached Massachusetts without incident, and were promptly attacked by a big truck that promised not to take any BS. They made it off the highway with little problem. After a short trip to Friendlys (which resulted in petty larceny), they headed off to the wonderful world of SFNE... |