article below contributed by genevieve.
WARNING… LANGUAGE USED IS
SINGLISH… ENGLISH TEACHERS PLS TAKE NO OFFENCE… AND EVERY THING WRITTEN IS
IN THE NAME OF FUN… PLS DO NOT TAKE THINGS TOO SERIOUSLY… NO OFFENCE TO
ANYONE…
Sec 4b RULEZ!!!!
Secondary 4b… this is THE
CLASS be in!! life was never the same the minute I stepped into secondary
3b in the year 2001… life was a bore… life was… BORING…. Until that
particular day… YAY??!! This is the intro to 4b… in short we are the best
and most happening peepz around… yeah… so if u reached so far… I know you
are dying to find out ALL about us… well… I cant tell all about us… that
is b’cos… we are all SUPERSTARS… and our identities are to be kept TOP
SECRET!! Hahahahaha
Ok down to more serious stuff… whether u are here by accident or
you’re a principal, teacher, staff, student parent… or whoever.... you must
be wondering what so GREAT about this class… rite? Well… ask all the
teachers who teach us… I am SURE they call us GREAT… I mean it!!!
G-R-E-A-T… yea… that is us… Spelt with capital letters!!
Sorry?? Did I hear u say what is so great about 4b??
Surely you are
kidding me… you have not heard about the total defense day rap champs?? How
about the ethnic costume runners up?? Then the runners up for debate?? What
about the group of students who are donating to PRIME?? The fund raising thingy
that is supposed to raise 1 million in 2 years time… well in case you have not
heard… WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS!! In sec 3, we won the cheer competition too…
plus so much more… that we can’t even remember!! We don’t want to ‘hao
lian’(boast, in case u are living in the 19th century…) so much
so we won’t list all the achievements… but what I’ll tell you is this…
As typical PURE geog students, lets in intro the population of the
class… population of 40, with 2 foreign talents… one American, one
Malaysian. 5 Malay students, 3 Tamil students and 30 Chinese students, and two
that don’t take mother tongue…. Then of course there are the teachers…
there is of course… BIG BOSS Mrs June Yeo, who is our beloved form teacher…
she teaches English, literature, CME… “is it not??”…. Then there is Mr
Philip Lee… aka (also known as) Mr Philip… (that is b’cuz he don’t wanna
be called FAT LEE…. He told us on the first day of school… it’s not that
we call him that…) well, he covers math… both A & E “work smart not
hard…” … then there is the other Mr Lee… Mr Lee Kim Seng aka FIERCE
LEE… he, teaches us science (physics)… “rest assured” he teaches well…
for science (chemistry) there is Mdm Zhulaiha… “Zhen Loo it’s your turn to
answer this question” then for social studies there is Mrs Leong Sui Fun…
“can you get into groups??” let’s not forget our mother tongue teachers…
Mr Zhou Li Xin (Chinese)… Mdm Zaiton (Malay)… Mr Subramanian (Tamil)… and
if we are PURE geog students, how could we forget our geog teacher Miss Sarah
Yew…? “ 4b… you all are such an encouragement…”
plus mr norsham who teaches us PE...
Our goals are S-I-M-P-L-E… study hard… play hard… emerge CHAMPS
this year.., or at least… ENJOY ourselves for the rest of this year plus WORK
real hard TOGETHER!!! Then at the end… PLAY PLAY PLAY!!!!!!!
What we enjoying doing… CLAP CLAP CLAP…. We so LOVE to CLAP!!!
Hahahahaha call us crazy… nah… call us FUN! United We stand… DEVIDED we
fall… we love to crack jokes in class… have mass participation in stuff…
the bonds between us??!! Has never been stronger…. All I have to say is
this… 4B…
WORK YOUR BUTTS OUT!!! We ARE THE
CHAMPINONS!!!!!!!