Eve: "Ares message said
to meet him here, in these woods?", Xena: "That's
right", Gabrielle: "Do you think he's calling
in a favor?", Eve: "We do owe him", Xena:
"We owe him everything, he gave up his immortality
for us, to the God of War there is no greater sacrifice." - 294 kb
Gabrielle: "Maybe he
wants to see you again, after all he does have a thing
for you", Xena: "Nah, he wants something.",
Gabrielle: "My point exactly" - 171 kb
Eve: "Weren't the
Amazon lands at one time?", Gabrielle: "They
still are, why do you ask?", Eve: "No reason." - 185kb
Xena: "What happened
here?", Gabrielle: "Who would destroy the
Amazon forest?", "Scream", Xena: "Let's
go." -
170kb
The Xena Scream - 119kb
Marga: "We don't often
have such welcome strangers on our land. Thank you",
Gabrielle: "Glad we could help, but we're not
strangers.", Varia: " Yeah, that one looks
familiar", Marga: "I am Marga, queen of the
Amazons, this is Varia, my second in command." Xena:
"Xena, Gabrielle and Eve.", Marga: "No
strangers indeed."- 589kb
- Marga: "Gabrielle, you
are an Amazon queen yourself." Varia: "Xena,
it's said that you have the power to kill gods.",
Marga: "I hope that is true, we have one more for
you", Xena: "Who?", Marga: "Ares, the
God of War." - 372kb
- Gabrielle: "Why would
Ares attack the Amazons?", Xena: "And why would
he send for me? It makes no sense.", Gabrielle:
"He knows you wouldn't fight them, right?",
Xena: "I don't know what he knows. Gabrielle, I'm
going to head back and check out his army, find out how
strong he is. You talk to Marga, get all the information
you can.", Gabrielle: "Right." - 477kb
- Soldier: "Lord..",
Ares: "Shh, Did you find the Amazon camp?",
Soldier: "No Lord Ares, We were ambushed. We had
them defeated, and then reinforcements showed up.",
Ares: So you let a few Amazons stop you?", Soldier:
"A few? No, there were dozens of them Sir, we need
more men.", Ares: "Bad Answer." - 654 kb
- Ares: "No more excuses!
I want that village.", Soldier: "But sir, why
don't you use your powers blast them into oblivion?",
Ares: "Where's the fun in that?" - 274kb
- Ares: "Now get moving.
I want those Amazons on their knees by the end of the day.
Go!" -
118kb
- Xena: "MMMM, The great
God of War can't even hurt a fly.", Ares: "Xena,
you came.", Xena: "Lucky for you, that fly
nearly had you." - 330kb
- Ares: "I'm calling in a
favor, I think you know what I'm talking about.",
Xena: "Yeah, so spit it out, what do you want?",
Ares: "I want my godhood back." - 318kb
- Gabrielle: "Marga, why
do you think that Ares is attacking the Amazons.",
Marga: "Well, we've always had an uneasy rapport,
but suddenly he wants to wipe us out.", Gabrielle:
"Is there something that you have that could be of
use to him?", Marga: "It's a mystery. All we
have is our land, but he's destroyed most of it.",
Varia: "He's reduced us to living like bandits in
our own forest. But he will never defeat us. We will
defend what's left, to the death." - 631kb
- Ares: "I don't do
mortal at all well. I'm more of a ...Oh what's that word?
God!"
- 200kb
- Xena: "So you want the
Amazon's ambrosia?", Ares: "They do have it, I
knew it! My sister Artemis came to me in a dream from the
other side. She told me they have a secret stash, oh they
don't admit it to anybody, but they've got it.",
Xena: "They'll never give it up Ares, not to you."
Ares: "And that is where you come in, they trust you.
You go in, get the ambrosia, no one has to go to war." - 477kb
- Xena: "No one has to go
to war, I'll pretend I didn't hear that. I've got a
better idea. You give me control of your army, I go in
and squish that little Amazon village. And after that
getting the ambrosia won't be a problem." - 351kb
- Xena: "besides, I'm
looking forward to a little war.", Ares: "Xena,
you sound like your old self. Oh this is too easy,
what're you up to?" - 306kb
- Xena: "Do I have to be
up to something? This greater good thing gets old, right?",
Ares: "Never tried it.", Xena: "Sure you
did. Aren't you regretting giving up your godhood? Having
to depend on others to do things for you? Bleeding like a
stuck pig?", Ares: "Now you mention it.",
Xena: "And asking me for help.", Ares: "Yeah,
that sucked!", Xena: "And all because you did a
good deed." - 525kb
- Ares: "Cha,
That sucked!" - 38kb
- Xena: "Was it worth it?",
Ares: "Let me get back to you on that one." - 144kb
- Gabrielle: "What are
you doing?", Ares: "To think I actually saved
your life.", Gabrielle: "Xena?", Xena:
"Gabrielle, thought you were watching the Amazons.",
Gabrielle: "The Amazons know what you want, they're
not giving it up.", Xena: "Then we'll just have
to take it from them." - 414kb
- Gabrielle: "Yeah,
they're weak, won't take much.", Ares: "What
happened to the peace loving blonde chick you used to be?",
Gabrielle: "Ares, that Gabrielle's been gone a long
time"
- 298kb
- Gabrielle: "You and
Xena showed me that warriors rule the world, not
philosophers." - 112kb
- Ares: "I could get used
to this, I could." - 184kb
- Varia: "I can't place
where I've seen you before.", Eve: "Maybe I
have a common look.", Varia: "Yeah Right, you
showed some nice moves when we were fighting out there.",
Eve: "I was just trying to keep people from getting
hurt." Varia: "Strange thing to do in the
middle of a battle.", Eve: "I don't fight.",
Varia: "You travel with those two but you don't
fight? You fought before, I could tell by the way you
moved. You have experience.", Eve: "Look, I
don't talk about my past." - 608kb
- Varia: "Alright, let's
stick with the present. There's not many of us left. We
need good fighters for the battle ahead. So either you
can join us in the fight against Ares.", Eve: "No,
No, I can't do that.", Varia: "Then you can
fight me now..Come on! Hit me!", Eve: "I'm not
looking for trouble.", Varia: "I live for
trouble." - 499kb
- Eve: "Believe me, you
don't want to make me angry." - 134kb
- Ares: "You are my
friend Fly. There is no dishonor in defeat. For I am the
God of War." - 291kb
- Eve: "Did you forget me
so soon? I didn't always take second place to Xena,
remember?", Ares: "Well well well, the chip off
the old block. Do I hear Jealousy?", Eve: "I
should be leading your army, not her.", Xena: "Get
in line." - 459kg
- Ares: "This just gets
better and better. Say, what happened to your new path?",
Eve: "I got over it, those Amazons really rub me the
wrong way. So when do we start?", Ares: "I'll
tell my commander to prepare for an all out assault." - 366kg
- Ares: "Oh, this
just gets better and better." - 120kg
- Ares: "I have got to
get that ambrosia. I will never get used to walking
everywhere.", Xena: "Oh and Ares, when we do
get the ambrosia, why don't we split it four ways? We
could create Olympus on earth.", Ares: "Four
ways? Nasty. Sounds great. You know when I told my
commanders that I had sent for you they thought I was
crazy. Can you imagine? Here I am spinning brilliant and
those idiots think I'm insane. What a joke!" - 715kg
- Ares: "Four
ways? Nasty. Sounds great." - 116kg
- Xena/Alecto: "If he's
not insane, then I'm not a fury." - 170kg
- Tisiphone: "Xena and
Ares, wanna get together.", Alecto: "One of
them has to die, maybe both. Then the Olympians will be
avenged and the path will be clear for us to rule mankind." - 372kg
- Peon: "Lord Ares, I
finished it.", Xena: "What's that?", Ares:
"My new Armor.", Peon: "Yes Lord",
Xena: "Well what's it for.", Ares: "You
can't be too careful, know what I mean?", Peon:
"Beg pardon my Lord.", Gabrielle: "People
might wonder what the God of War needs with that.",
Ares: "You think?", Peon: "No sir I try
not to.", Xena: "Yeah, she's right you know. If
people find out about your little problem it might be
trouble.", Ares: "Shh, not so loud." - 654kg
- Ares: "Shh, Not
so loud." - 34kg
- Peon: "Beg pardon my
lord.", Ares: "You've got a point there.",
Peon: "I have, I thought I'd filed them all down.",
Xena: "Get rid of it Ares, remember, you're
invincible.", Ares: "Yeah, I changed my mind.
Scrap it.", Peon: "But Sir, I ..I", Ares:
"Did you hear me? What does the God of War need with
Armour? Now get lost. Stay here, I'll get my sword and we
can start the attack. I told you to get lost" - 598kg
- Ares: "I thought I told
you to wait outside.", Xena: "You haven't told
us anything yet. What's going on?", Ares: "I'm
getting my sword, just like I told you. Ares, ditch the
armour, Ares, what's going on? Honey sweety I love you,
but you are suffocating me." - 473kg
- Ares: "Honey,
sweety, I love you, but you are suffocating me." - 69kg
- Ares: "Now get ready,
we are going to roll right over those Amazons just like
you said.", Gabrielle: "Ares, what are you
talking about?", Ares: "War Baby!" - 231kg
- Ares: "Come on you were
hot for it.", Xena: "Ares, there's not going to
be any war.", Ares: "You are such a kidder, no
war."
- 282kg
- Ares: "Don't touch me." - 42kg
- Gabrielle: "He has lost
his mind.", Xena: "Maybe he had it pushed in
that direction.", Gabrielle: "The Furies?",
Xena: "I'd bet on it." - 296kg
- Xena: "What took you so
long? We were getting antsy.", Ares: "I thought..",
Xena: "Don't think. Time to fight.", Gabrielle:
"Death to the Amazons.", Ares: Now you're
talking. Death to the Amazons." - 398kg
- Xena: "Ares.",
Xena/Alecto: "Come on get moving.", Xena:
"Ares.", Xena/Alecto: "Come on Ares, give
the order, let's go kill them all." - 505kg
- Ares: "Let's go, let's
kill em all!" - 145kg
- Gabrielle: "It's the
Furies allright.", Xena: "We've got no time to
lose, let's go." - 157kg
- Xena: "Let's head em
off at the pass." - 57kg
- Gabrielle: "That's not
gonna hold them for long.", Soldier: "I need
Tyrus, Maxim and Drius. Over there, start clearing the
rocks.", Xena: "Let's get back to the Amazon
village and warn them." - 221kg
- Varia: "You all right?",
Eve: "Yeah.", Varia: "You took care of my
sister Amazons before you took care of yourself. Thank
you.", Eve: "My wound was a small one.",
Varia: "That old scar's a bad one. Take a look at
this.", Eve: "Wow!", Varia: "A Roman
short sword. The man who did it died before he had time
to wipe his blade.", Eve: "Hmm, Gaelic spear,
the man who did it, his entire regimen, his village and
two neighboring villages, destroyed before the sun went
down.", Varia: "I was right, you were a serious
warrior." - 968kg
- Varia: "Don't you miss
it? I mean the knot in your stomach as you prepare for
war.", Eve: "The quiet after a tough battle?",
Varia: "Yeah.", Eve: "Victory snatched
from the jaws of defeat. Death so close, then suddenly
driven away? No I don't miss it.", Varia: "Will
you teach me some moves?", Eve: "Will you use
them to hurt others?", Varia: "For defense only.",
Eve: "OK." - 727kg
- Eve: "Very good, you're
a natural.", Varia: "Thanks, come on show me
another one.", Eve: "No, I can't.", Varia:
"Admit you enjoyed teaching me that.", Eve:
"It was alright." Varia: "Then one more.
Your best move.", Eve: "OK. Say you're being
charged by two lines of infantry, and you don't have the
angle to flip over them. You do this...See that'll put
you right.", Varia: "I've only seen one warrior
do that move. I knew I recognized you from someplace.
You're Livia, the Bitch of Rome." - 856kg
- Xena: "What now?",
Gabrielle: "Maybe they're getting their spirits up." - 166kg
- Xena: "Cut her free.",
Marga: "Can't do that Xena.", Xena: "You
take on Eve, you take on me.", Varia: "Good, it
was you who brought her into our village.", Eve:
"They know who I am mother.", Xena: "We
don't have time for this. Ares army is advancing, you're
completely outnumbered. So if you want to save what's
left of the Amazon Nation, you'll flee now.", Varia:
"Your daughter Xena, she is the reason we are so few
in numbers.", Marga: "Her army attacked us at
night, and many of our best warriors were killed.",
Varia: "They were the lucky ones.", Gabrielle:
"Lucky to die?", Xena: "Eve?", Eve:
"The Amazons I captured, I sold into slavery." - 956kg
- Varia: "Now she must
pay.", Marga: "Our law says Eve must die.",
Gabrielle: "I can't let that happen Marga.",
Marga: "Are you challenging me?", Gabrielle:
"If it comes to that, I am challenging you." - 481kg
- Marga: "That roman did
save my life, and we do need Xena. We'll wait until after
this is resolved before we deal with her." - 263kg
- Xena: "Get out of the
way.", Varia: "After what she did to our
sisters?", Marga: "Varia, obey me! Take her to
the hut and bind her now!" - 217kg
- Varia: "Mommy won't
save you this time.", Eve: "If that's my
destiny then so be it.", Xena: "That sword had
better be for Ares' men. What Eve did to your people is
unforgivable. But she is my daughter, and if anything
happens to her while she's in your custody you'll have me
to deal with. And trust me, you ain't ready for that - 601kb
- Xena: "Oh Eve, Eve,
Sweetheart, why didn't you tell us?", Eve: "I
couldn't, I know how much the Amazon's mean to both of
you.", Xena: "Did you think we would love you
less.", Eve: "What I did was unforgivable, you
said so yourself. If only they knew how sorry I am.",
Xena: "I know how hard it is to say your sorry.
Especially to someone you love." - 677kg
- Xena: "Gabrielle, when
I hit you with my chakram...", Gabrielle: "Xena,
it wasn't your fault. It was the Furies. They drove me to
try to kill your daughter. I forgive you. You should too.",
Xena: "I nearly lost you.", Gabrielle: "But
you didn't. Now the Furies are back.", Xena: "Only
this time we've got to take 'em out." - 584kg
- Ares: "Come on Come on.",
Xena/Alecto: 'What's the matter, can't get your rocks
off?", Ares: "What?", Xena/Alecto: "It's
embarrassing.", Ares: "What?", Xena/Alecto:
"I don't think you deserve to be a god Ares.",
Ares: "Xena, you don't mean that.", Xena/Alecto:
"Oh but I do. I do. You see you're a pathetic mortal
who couldn't think his way out of a papyrus sack.",
Ares: "No, no, see you can't talk to me that way
anymore. Because if it wasn't for me your little friend
and your crazed brat would be dead."- 768kg
- Xena/Alecto: "Wow,
that's almost as pitiful as when you told me you loved me.
We had a good laugh about that one.", Ares: "I'll
kill you.", Xena/Alecto: "Kill me? You were
barely a match for me when you were a god." - 435kg
- Ares: "What are you
looking at? Don't look at me. What are you looking at? Do
not look at me!", Xena: "Ares." - 233kg
- Ares: "I knew I should
never have trusted you.", Xena: "Ares, It's the
Furies, the Furies you hear me, they're driving you
insane.", Ares: "No, it is you who are driving
me insane.", Xena: "Come on Ares, think about
it. You were a god you know how the Furies work. Fight
them Ares, fight them.", Ares: "Oh, you don't
bring me flowers anymore. No, you hate me. You have
always hated me." - 568kg
- Ares: "You
don't bring me flowers anymore." - 82kg
- Ares: "I tried to give
you Olympus. I tried to give you everything, but you
stabbed me in the back.", Xena: "We just didn't
want the same things.", Ares: "Liar, you want
it. You want the power, but you're just too much of a
coward to admit it. You took it all, you betrayed me.
HaHaHa, laugh come on. But you're not going to live to
enjoy it." - 546kg
- Ares: "HaHaHa,
laugh come on." - 61kg
- Ares: "You're going to
die Xena! You and those Amazons, and everyone who gets in
my way. Cause I will kill you I will kill you all!" - 269kg
- Varia: "To the death." - 64kg
- Xena: "What's going on?
Wait Marga! Your warriors can't beat Ares' army. You have
to go now. Leave them to me.", Marga: "If we
leave we are nothing. We are nothing, without are land we
are no longer Amazons.", Xena: "You don't
understand Ares is insane. It's a fight you can't win.
You have to listen to me.", Marga: "No, Xena
you have no authority here. You brought our mortal enemy
to our village. We don't trust you." - 802kg
- Marga: "Amazons let's
fight!"
- 149kg
- Gabrielle: "Xena,
they're lambs to the slaughter.", Xena: "Not if
I can help it." - 149kg
- Marga: "You burned our
forest, you murdered our sisters. No more. We won't take
another backwards step. You'll have to kill every last
one of us.", Ares: "What'll I do the rest of
the afternoon?" - 408kg
- Ares: "What'll I do the
rest of the afternoon?" - 72kg
- Ares: "Now you know
what I want woman. If you give it to me I might think
about being nice." - 101kg
- Xena: "Alright Ares,
this is between you and me.", Ares: "Yeah yeah
Xena, I'll get to you. Take a number." - 180kg
- Xena: "What's the
matter God of War? You afraid of a Girl?" - 99kb
- Ares: "You're kidding ,
right?"
- 36kb
- Xena: "You're soft,
like all the Olympians. You know I killed all the others
Ares. Maybe I stopped too soon." - 224kb
- Tisiphone: "She can't
say those things", Megaera: "Don't give it
another thought Ares, Kill her.", Alecto: "Kill
her", Tisiphone: "Kill her", Ares: "Shut
up..Shut up!" - 278kg
- Ares: "Get away from me!",
Xena: "You're losing it. Oh and Ares, Gods don't
bleed. Care to explain that with your loyal troops?" - 276kb
- Ares: "I'll tear you
apart with my bare hands!" - 63kb
- Ares: "I'm right behind
you Xena!" - 92kg
- Eve: "Varia?",
Gabrielle: "It's me. Look we need your help. We
don't have much time, grab these. Come on." - 264kb
- Ares: "Hey Xena, where
you going? I got something for you." - 103kb
- Ares: "Are you ready to
die Xena?", Xena: "Been there , done that." - 160kb
- Ares: "I tried, you
know. Real hard, and you know what, I'm all tried out. So
what am I saying here? I guess I'm saying, It's over." - 386kb
- Ares: "Does this give
you pleasure? Do you like this? You're like a snake!
You're like, you're like one of those three headed dogs.
I don't know what. You're mean. If I could open you up I
would show people the mean inside you. And I will, I Will!."
- 479kb
- Ares: "You know
what? You're mean" - 35kb
- Ares: "Does
this give you pleasure?" - 114kg
- Ares: "Yeah!" - 27kb
- Ares: "You are making
this way to easy.", Xena: "I'll try harder.",
Ares: "Oh would you?" - 201kb
- Xena: "You might be a
mortal Ares, But you will never be a man.", Alecto:
"Kill her, Kill her." - 297kb
- Ares: "Hah, You like
that? Speak up I..I can't hear you. Xena! Where are you?" - 388kb
- Ares: "Don't hide from
me. Don't you. Oh there you are, so beautiful. I can't
hear you. You tried to fool me. Me, the God of War. But
that is what you get Xena, That is what you get. You were
right, I am not a man, I am THE man." - 917kb
- Ares: "You were
right. I am not a man, I am THE man." - 73kb
- Alecto: "You just
killed your beloved Ares. How does it feel? We have
avenged the death of the Olympians. Now the Furies will
rule in their place. Yeah, Yeah Yeah." - 478kg
- Ares: "Xena!" - 90kb
- Ares: "I loved you Xena.",
Gabrielle: " Ares!", Ares: "I killed her." - 292kb
- Gabrielle: "No you
didn't not yet. We just have to get her warm. Her body
drowned in cold water, her organs are still alive. Xena.
Let's keep her warm. Come on. We just have to get her
breathing. Xena, come on.", Eve: "Wake up",
Gabrielle: "Xena!", Eve: "Please wake up." - 788kb
- Gabrielle: "Good plan." - 86kb
- Xena: "Hey.", Ares:
"Mortality stinks, not to mention hurts.", Xena:
"Yeah, it does sometimes." - 228kb
- Ares: "You have got a
wicked right jab.", Xena: "Sorry about that.",
Ares: "It's not the end of the world. Who knows,
maybe as a mortal I can experience something I never
could as a god.", Xena: "Like what?", Ares:
"Like you." - 432kg
- Xena: "You never give
up do you?" - 131kb
- Ares: "Ow, I guess I'm
finally getting to you.", Xena: "You always got
to me. But you were bad for me Ares, you still are.",
Ares: "Xena, Is there even a chance we could be
together one day. I don't know, maybe one in a thousand?",
Xena: "More like one in a billion.", Ares:
"So you're saying there is a chance." - 755kb
- Xena: "Hey.", Ares:
"Mortality stinks, not to mention hurts.", Xena:
"Yeah, it does sometimes.", Ares: "You
have got a wicked right jab.", Xena: "Sorry
about that.", Ares: "It's not the end of the
world. Who knows, maybe as a mortal I can experience
something I never could as a god.", Xena: "Like
what?", Ares: "Like you.", Xena: "You
never give up do you?", Ares: "Ow, I guess I'm
finally getting to you.", Xena: "You always got
to me. But you were bad for me Ares, you still are.",
Ares: "Xena." - 1,293kb
- Ares: "I've gotta stop
trying that. I'm gonna rupture something." - 231kg