Rudy has a headless bunny
Pretty dead and healthy funny
sexified in his philosopies
It's got him down
and on his knees
Pathetic in his filthly pleas
He doesn't know where he's standing
He doesn't know who's commanding
He doesn't know who he's handing
He doesn't know his softest landing
He doesn't know who he's branding
Rudy has a skinless bunny
Pretty dead and healthy funny
sexified in his philosopies
It's got him down
and on his knees
Pathetic in his filthly pleas
He treats his girlfriend like cellophane,
She doesn't want him to feel the same,
She doesn't want him in the rain,
She doesn't want him to taste his pain,
He hardly knows where he's sane
It only matters where he gains
He once took two wrong lains
He sits and complains,
him and his girlfriend of cellophane,
little does he know she's Holden's Jane
Rudy has a genderless bunny
Pretty dead and healthy funny
sexified in his philosopies
It's got him down
and on his knees
Pathetic in his filthly pleas
Rudy wears a plastic mask
One he carries with it's mass
Only reflects his hungry past
He only remembers what's been last
He's afraid of it's removals vast
He's afraid of moving just too fast
Rudy has a spineless bunny
Pretty dead and healthy funny
sexified in his philosopies
It's got him down
and on his knees
Pathetic in his filthly pleas.
Stop trying to teach a race horse how to run,
It's often annoying and never fun
If it contines your mouth will meet my gun
laced with lines and over tones
laces with Moans and over loans
Rudy has a legless bunny
Pretty dead and healthy funny
sexified in his philosopies
It's got him down
and on his knees
Pathetic in his filthly pleas.
Deaf boy thinks he's talking to a stupid girl
She's mute and cute
and fucked with joy
She hangs her angry toy
defeating on his every ploy
Rudy has a beauitful bunny
Pretty dead and healthy funny
sexified in his philosopies
It's got him down
and on his knees
Pathetic in his filthly pleas.
Bunny honey died today,
I guess with all this talking,
we've run out of things to say,
here she lay. Here she lay.
Good on her delay.